G'day Guardians,
Welcome to my little lore series made for Twitter, where I share my love of Destiny by use of the great Australian tradition of taking the piss out of everything.
In this episode we discuss the helpful, upright and totally EVIL New Monarchy.
I hope you enjoy the vid, you can catch me at https://twitter.com/LogPowerslave
Cheers!
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Look above dead orbit
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red = communism join us comrade. its fun to be in the U.S.S.R. for the motherland!
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Edited by Galaxy: 5/4/2017 6:59:10 PMAll make sense now... Never been so proud to be from NM faction. [spoiler][u]Heil Sithis 😂 [/u][/spoiler]
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Going to get my Range Rover, my kangaroo, and my TITANIUM COPPER PAN and move to Australia! [spoiler]Loved the video, though. I agree with all of it[/spoiler]
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I trust them the least out of the three factions.
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We are not evil. [spoiler]Hail Sithis[/spoiler]
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Wait... So... [spoiler]New Monarchy = North Korea...[/spoiler]
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Im 214 with New Monarchy on my Titan alone... Can i be the Supreme dictator? HaHa
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Did you get an invite to Destiny 2 reveal. I just read Anon pig got one. Figured you and sloth deserved one too. Obviously Myelin will get one.
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Doesn't matter, McDonald's State Manager Gary is gonna take care of it all.
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[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/878789]Hail de Monarchy.[/url]
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So... North Korea?
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Edited by xRyuVx: 5/2/2017 7:35:54 PMI see the future lead of NM like Aragorn from LOTR, a strong leader to unite us and lead us against the darkness. Which I can see FWC getting behind, while DO still just wants to run and hide.
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Their Leader is Kim Jong-Siung, The 40th great leader of The People's Democratic Republic of Korea IX. They have survived the [url=https://youtu.be/sNhhvQGsMEc] Fermi Paradox[/url] and have successfully constructed their first nuclear rocket that actually works. Hey nukes vs space magic.... wait in D2, guardians won't have much space magic. Nukes might actually work according to the [url=http://db.destinytracker.com/grimoire/enemies/cabal/ghost-fragment-cabal-4]Cabal Grimore Card Ghost Fragments[/url]. Just nuke all of the Last Safe City and Voilà...
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Dead Orbit wants to run. FWC doesn't have a plan. New Monarchy are authoritarians.
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Just watched all your videos. Got yourself a new sub mate:) keep it up! Also, whens the next Do You Even Rift:p
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Edited by Hunter: 5/2/2017 3:25:21 AMDespite being aligned with the New Monarchy, I could see this as a possible thing. They will do whatever it takes to preserve Earth with a strong government, ruled by an iron fist. If there were faction versus faction matches in the Crucible, I will bet it's not for the sake of battle, but to promote themselves and their cause to get other Guardians to join. There's probably way more groups than just the main three we know right now. Edit: A word
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We don't need nukes in Australia, we could stop an invasion simply by cutting off Kims sunscreen and mozzie repellent supply, nice video dude lmao
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Edited by Inuziro: 5/2/2017 4:07:01 AMNew Monarchy: Republicans FWC: Democrats Dead Orbit: Those who refuse to pick a side n say eff it ima go do me. Leave me the fudge alone *blaze up, lightspeed travels away*
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Another great vid keep up the great work.
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Edited by Dark Raven 2501: 5/2/2017 2:04:04 AMMaybe new monarchy has something in common with North Korea🤡 Whoops I should have watched the video first oh well shit happens🤣💨
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Oh we have nukes alright so go fuc.k yourself
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Edited by Rezamaru: 5/2/2017 3:56:19 AMHippy Space Nazi5 been saying it for years
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If they do why not use them on Gary's Armada?
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I may or may jot have nukes. You will never know for sure.