My reich got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the fuhrer of a republic called Weimar. In west Austria born and raised On the battleground was where I spent most of my days Killin' out maxin' rations' all cool And all shooting some b-b guns outside of the school When a couple of allies who were up to no good Started making trouble in my trench work I got in one little fight and my commander got scared He said, "You're movin' with your socialists and [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] in Weimar." I begged and pleaded with him day after day But he packed my suitcase and sent me on my way He gave me a salute and then he gave me my ticket. I put my Boots on and said, "I might as well kick it." First class, yo, this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Weimar. living like? Hmm, this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the furher of Weimar Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "Workers unite" and it had hammer and sickle in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it." – "Yo, home to Weimar." I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later." I looked at my reich I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Fuhrer of Weimar