[spoiler]Non-Canon.[/spoiler]
"BraveCole!" Becky shouted. "Brave, what's wrong!?"
BraveCole the Titan was spazzing out uncontrollably on the floor, foaming from the mouth as his limbs went nuts.
"Aksisss.. C-Challenge!" He growled out. "Arggghghhhhhhhhggg!!!"
"What? You've been doing it for the last seven.. Oh my god. Seven [b][i]hours!?[/i][/b] Brave, what the hell! You know that isn't good for you!"
"EMPOWERED RIGHT! EMPOWERED RIGHT! NEED HELP WITH-... CAPTAAAAAAAINNNNNNNN!!!!"
Becky sighed. "Now look at you. That challenge has fried your brain."
BraveCole gagged. "WE NEED AN EMPOWERED LEFT! N-NO! LEFT! LEFT! WHO'S.. ERRRGHHH, HE'S RIGHT! HE'S RIGHT! W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO ONE RIGHT!? GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Becky flew near BraveCole's head. "You poor thing. I told you to give Tower LFG a break, honey."
"-blam!-! HE'S MID! MID! YES, GOOD SLAM! HAHA..WAIT.. WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN SUPERCHARGE!? -blam!-!!!"
BraveCole got on all fours and began dry heaving. "Warpath.. D-Dark Drinker.. Watch out for.. SIVA swarm.. -blam!-.." He collapsed.
"I guess you could say that you had your.." Becky trailed off. [b][i]"Aksis Denied."[/i][/b]
BraveCole sprung back to life. "[b]I'LL -blam!-ING KILL YOU!"[/b]
Edit: Holy shit guys, this is a joke, I know how to do the Aksis challenge, I have already completed it. Let's not take this post too seriously okay?
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crota? you can solo that trash. grab somebody with a nighthawk and that challenge is a cake walk. templar? please. you learned how to block both teleports back in year 1. all your team has to do is sit back and press r2 until he's dead. atheon? c'mon, we've been 1 phasing him since good ole' forever 29. oryx? everybody knows the challenge mode is even [i]easier[/i] than the normal strat. aksis? can't carry your team through that one.