[spoiler]All characters, scenes, quotes, or other shit from BraveCole belongs to BraveCole. Therefore, I can post shitposts with his characters and get away with it! But I'm not. That idea actually sounds idiotic. Let's just get this over with.[/spoiler] [i]Another day has passed. A form for LFG has been left on the floor, for a guardian called "mybeary." Cayde-6 picks up the paper, crumples it up, and... well, you could say he dismantles it. Cayde-6 goes over to Shaxx's chair and sits in it, going over the new bounties.[/i] Cayde-6: Hmm... Hand cannons, Pulses, Snipes, and shotties... Same as the first week? Shaxx: That's right. [i]Cayde-6 turns around, finding Shaxx with his arms crossed. Noticing a jar of Splicer Spread, Cayde-6 started to open his mouth, but Shaxx speaks first.[/i] Shaxx: And what brings you here? Cayde-6: err... oh yeah! Zavala told me that you need to come accompany BraveCole, in-err- right now! Shaxx: Your lies seem to be unbelievable. Aren't you just here to check the bounties? Cayde-6: No! No, no, no, I -err- needed advice. Shaxx: I'll bite. What do you need? Cayde-6: Well, heh, you see... [i]As Cayde-6 tell Shaxx about his problem, the guardian called "mybeary" was wandering with his raid group on the Endless Steppes. Unlike some guardians, the name "mybeary" was a name used as an alias, for a Warlock, Titan, and a Hunter. The Warlock happened to be studying with Ikora, and the Titan in the crucible, messing around with a full-stability Scout. The hunter, by which we can call him Jack, is currently walking up the steps, killing a Praetorian with ease. [/i] [spoiler]The names of the other guardians would remain incognito, hidden because of privacy. Only my name is shown, and a part of it, as well.[/spoiler] Jack: So, this is the new Vault of Glass. Guardian 1: I guess so. Kate, check your Kik. Guardian 2: Oh, alright! Jack: You guys are cute. Guardian 3: Let's just get down to business. Guardian 4: Agreed. Who is going to take mid plate? Jack: I will. Guardian 5: Slacker. Jack: Hey! I will slap you! [i]Guardian 5 steps back, then opens his mouth, to speak.[/i] Guardian 5: [i]Slapper[/i]. Jack: Grr... [i]All of a sudden, Jack sees an open space in a fireteam hosting a friend of his. Jack assumes that his friend may need a person. Knowing that it would take ages to catch up with his friend, Jack decides to catch up with the group later, temporarily leaving the group to join the struggling group. [i]Professor BraveCole notices the newcomer, despite two things; the fact that he never messaged "mybeary," and that there were now 7 people in a fireteam, if you believe RJ is still living.[/i] BraveCole: Great! A newcomer! Welcome, and can you kill that Oracle to your left please? Jack (through Ghost): I'm dead, remember? BraveCole: I swear, you can be such a hardass with the rules sometimes. Jack (through Ghost): Yep, I know. I think Ventis can get the Oracle to your right. Hi Dawn! Fexil: Professor! Get that Oracle on your right! Hurry! BraveCole: We're in no rush, since it just spawned. [i]BraveCole shoots the Oracle. The Oracle dissipates, an echo of the song lingering. Dawn waves from her bubble, still wearing RJ's cloak. As the colors spin and change, it appears the cloak is waving as well. The Templar prepares the Ritual of Negation for the 4th time.[/i] [spoiler]How many rounds of Oracles are there in the new 390 raid? I may need a reference for the next chapter.[/spoiler] Rakkl-2: Hey! Hidden Oracle on left! Ventis: I got it! Fexil: BraveCole! Oracle to your right! BraveCol3: Got it! [i]The Oracle is destroyed, and echoes are sent from the Oracle.[/i] BraveCole: Dammit, that is loud. Jack (through Ghost): It is. Hey, do I sense a person dead? Rakkl-2: Look around, smart one. Jack (through Ghost): [i]Other[/i] than me. Fexil: Dang it! Hey, Professor, any chance you can revive your friend here so he can [i]do[/i] something? I'm having difficulty on right! BraveCole: Paradoxis 'oughta do the trick. Here ya go bud. [i]Paradoxis's shell drops to the ground. It seems its energy has been sucked out, as no movement from the former Vex beast was found.[/i] Jack (through Ghost): erm... did that Ghost just die on you, Cole? BraveCole: I have no clue. Jack (through Ghost): I have never seen a Ghost do that. [i]As BraveCole attempts to revive a Ghost, Ventis pops into Dawn's bubble, temporarily becoming blind. Ventis begins to speak, but Dawn talks first.[/i] Dawn: I-it doesn't m-make any sense, RJ was human! Ventis: To be honest, I am a bit confused as well. As cryptic and curious as the prophecy seems, it truly does not tell the future. Dawn: I s-saw a m-man.. Ventis: Can you elaborate? Dawn: H-he was a T-titan, like m-me, b-but he was so... l-lost! Ventis: I see. It could be Kabr, talking to you. Dawn: I t-think s-so! Fexil: Hey guys! We're finishing the wave of Oracles, but there are two more! Ventis, get over here! Dawn, well, I guess you may stay over there and... mourn, I guess? Rakkl-2: C'mon! Ventis: Coming! [i]As the last Oracles are destroyed in the wave, Cayde-6 is trying desparately to convince Shaxx to help him save the Kinderguardians. Somehow, Cayde-6 has Shaxx's Splicer Spread.[/i] Cayde-6: I swear buddy, I won't give this back until you agree! Shaxx: You backstabbing bastard! Cayde-6: Ohh! A new name! Now, I need your help, and I'm getting it. I'm getting it, one way or another. Also, this is my favorite brand, so make your choice quick! Shaxx: You wouldn't dare! Cayde-6: I swear, this has more of an effect on Exos than the other races, but Splicer Spread makes my tastebuds tingle-ly! Ohh, that is good stuff! [i]Shaxx clenches his fist, his fist charging with Arc energy. He had wanted that snack. and he [b]will[/b] get it, one way or another![/i] Cayde-6: Hey, remember! No use of the Light in the Tower! Shaxx: I'm not the only one to break that rule. Cayde-6: Trust me, I'd get rid of it, but I wouldn't want to hire a new Cryptarch forty-two times a day, would we? Shaxx: Alright, fine! I'll help! Gimme my snack. Cayde-6: First, do you want rye bread or pineapple? I've got both. Shaxx: Pineapple. I'm feeling a bit sweet today.