Did you ever hear the tragedy of Wednesday the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the newfriends would tell you. It’s an Oldfoman legend. Wednesday was a private message troll, so demented and eloquent in his messages he could use them to influence the imagination into seeing things that would scar you for life... He had such a knowledge of the dank side that he could even get others to share his messages, banning them in the process. The dank side of the posting is a pathway to many forum abilities and internet infamy some would consider to be... worthless. Eventually, he became so infamous… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his account, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he kept posting in dank and demented manners, one day crossing the line and harmlessly shitposting a link to 4chans anime board, earning him a permaban in his sleep. Ironic... The same shitposting that brought him infamy would cast him into the nothingness of forgotten obscurity. Such wasted potential.