Post reasons why your fatherland is the best.
America is the best because we're run by a wrinkly Oompa Loompa.
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America. We've taken the name of two continents and made it ours. The country that we used to be the colony of is now our bitch. We have one of the world's top economies. We're the world's police. America's culture is incredibly widespread. We're back-to-back World War champs. We dominate in the Olympics. Need I say more?