Post reasons why your fatherland is the best.
America is the best because we're run by a wrinkly Oompa Loompa.
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No explanation needed. [i]*Rule Britannia plays*[/i]
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The UK We have a [url=http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015014/rs_1024x759-150114140752-1024-queen-elizabeth-gun.ls.11415_copy.jpg]BADASS MOTHER-blam!-ING QUEEN[/url] We have [url=http://img.memecdn.com/i-hope-one-day-i-amp-039-ll-get-to-bite-off-a-bat-amp-039-s-head-piss-on-the-alamo-and-drink-a-case-of-vodka_o_3310719.jpg]BADASS MOTHER-blam!-ING ROCKSTARS[/url] And we have [url=https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CdGqhFICjBc/maxresdefault.jpg]BADASS MOTHER-blam!-ING FOOD[/url]
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On the topic of patriotism, isn't it ironic how British people and Americans are constantly trying to one up each other in any way imaginable despite being each others strongest ally? [spoiler]btw Britain is for tea drinking chumps[/spoiler]
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I need not say more.
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Edited by Typical Canadian: 4/10/2017 2:21:46 PMWe're not doomed by an orange with a corn husk for hair [spoiler]And we have syrup. Lots of syrup[/spoiler]
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We finally are testing rockets, at this rate we will take over the Americans.
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United States. We're the best because...............give me a minute.
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Edited by GarrisonWhite2: 4/7/2017 1:16:49 PMAmerica is actually a terrible country, not going to lie.
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"With over 200,000 different species, Mexico is home of 10–12% of the world's biodiversity. Mexico ranks 1st in biodiversity in reptiles with 707 known species, 2nd in mammals with 438 species, 4th in amphibians with 290 species, and 4th in flora, with 26,000 different species."
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This is why.
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I'll just leave this link here. I laughed way too much at this :D
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Australia... best place in the world we have snakes, dingos, spiders, sharks, fun things called crocodiles, box jellyfish and amazing weather. Just to name some things
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Canada. Cuz I'm biased on the matter.
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Canada: -MugiwaraBlair -maple -poutine -free healthcare -leader with a three number IQ -wolverines -maple -butter tarts -IMAX -poutine -canola -walkie talkies -ski doos -poutine -electric wheelchairs -prosthetic hands -maple -insulin -electron microscopes -garbage bags -pacemakers -maple -alkaline batteries -electric ovens -egg cartons -poutine -paintrollers -maple poutine
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It's not the best.
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America. We've taken the name of two continents and made it ours. The country that we used to be the colony of is now our bitch. We have one of the world's top economies. We're the world's police. America's culture is incredibly widespread. We're back-to-back World War champs. We dominate in the Olympics. Need I say more?
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I really don't care what country I'm in so long as people get treated ok.
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Shatnerland. Cause, everyone, talks, like, this, all, the, time, to, one, another. [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!![/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Edited by PunishedWolf: 4/8/2017 12:11:02 AMBritain. Our voices. P.s we have successfully invaded all but 22 countries. None of the ones we failed to invade were the us or russia. Food for thought.
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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. We have defeated every country at war.
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[i]America...every one is equal...everyone is free[/i]
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America is so powerful, we're pretty much the world police.
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Australia has the sexiest accent, soooo
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We have tea. [spoiler] 🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧[/spoiler]
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Edited by Gladlin: 4/7/2017 8:23:30 PM1. Chuck Norris🇺🇸 2. Batman🇺🇸