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4/3/2017 9:12:54 PM
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Farting is Murder

Something in the fart, human or cow fart, is killing the ozon layer which makes the sun hotter and baby polar bears die in the heat. This leads to too many seals which eat too many fish and many people on Earth starve, particularly bush people in Congo jungle that live from fish in the Bering Sea.

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  • Edited by Pheint3d: 4/6/2017 3:31:34 AM
    I heard body builders wanted to get serious and take on new challenges. It's a well known fact that their protein shakes cause some serious gas. So apparently, all these buff dudes are going to be outside of golds gym at the same time, and basically do some handstand pushups and blast some ass to propel earth a little. Keeping in tight formation yo. The clench is real. It's called project shart. True story bro. Check out buffguy457's youtube channel. They're gonna live stream it april 27th. Subscribe and give em a thumbs up yea?

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