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4/3/2017 9:12:54 PM
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Farting is Murder
Something in the fart, human or cow fart, is killing the ozon layer which makes the sun hotter and baby polar bears die in the heat. This leads to too many seals which eat too many fish and many people on Earth starve, particularly bush people in Congo jungle that live from fish in the Bering Sea.
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I farted twice while reading this.
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Dat tag tho
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Edited by Pheint3d: 4/6/2017 3:31:34 AMI heard body builders wanted to get serious and take on new challenges. It's a well known fact that their protein shakes cause some serious gas. So apparently, all these buff dudes are going to be outside of golds gym at the same time, and basically do some handstand pushups and blast some ass to propel earth a little. Keeping in tight formation yo. The clench is real. It's called project shart. True story bro. Check out buffguy457's youtube channel. They're gonna live stream it april 27th. Subscribe and give em a thumbs up yea?
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2 RepliesJoke's on you. I just had a burrito
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Stopped reading at "Something". 👋🏻
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*farts*
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8 Replies[quote]ozon[/quote]
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Farts smell for the benefit of those who can't hear.
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I will stop my flatulent ways asap
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I had no idea that my ass was a cereal murderer
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Selfish bastards, all of you
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Correlation does not equal causation
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3 RepliesI has been of the farting before. I farted so hard I cramped maself and then sneezed
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2 RepliesCocaine is one hell of a drug.
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Inb4seal
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#fartlivesmatter
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3 RepliesWrong. Farting is music and a stress reliever.
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[quote]Something in the fart, human or cow fart, is killing the ozon layer which makes the sun hotter and baby polar bears die in the heat. This leads to too many seals which eat too many fish and many people on Earth starve, particularly bush people in Congo jungle that live from fish in the Bering Sea.[/quote] As a scientist i move for free farts
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Farting is just shitting on the molecular level nothing more.
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6 RepliesThe Chinese and Indians (rags not feathers) are farting us to death
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[quote]Something in the fart, human or cow fart, is killing the [b][i][u]ozone[/u][/i][/b] layer which makes the sun hotter and baby polar bears die in the heat. This leads to too many seals which eat too many fish and many people on Earth starve, particularly bush people in Congo jungle that live from fish in the Bering Sea.[/quote] Fixed
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*poots* [spoiler]Making Memes Since '02.[/spoiler]
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Farting is very pleasurable
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I want to obliterate the human race.
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1 ReplyI once farted that blood came out.[spoiler]Of the people on the bus with me.[/spoiler]
