I thought of this by watching BazzaGazza and him advertising water™.
So, I'll start off with water™.
You do it with anything else.
Water™
Water™ is an AMAZING liquid! It helps people stay alive EVERY DAY. People have lived drinking water™ since forever! That's INCREDIBLE!
Water™ will keep your thirst quenched, and is cool and refreshing!
Essentially, water™ is life!
Water™, drink it up!
Your turn.
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 3/30/2017 8:10:55 AM"Quaker Oats. There are different flavors. They are all [b]just fine[/b]." "Cut! Mr. Brimley, the line is actually Quaker Oats: the-" "-blam!- your lines, son. I know how to get a goddamn kid to eat its oatmeal."