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Edited by Oryx is my dad:
3/28/2017 10:21:40 PM
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Squeak-pocalypse
Post your amazing squeaker experiences down below.
My was: this dudes brother stopped us from doing Vosik Challenge.
Edit: We are now trending on endgame
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Crota's end year 1. Squeaker volunteered to put the bubble down to distract knights. However, they felt the need to jump before they put the bubble down. Shot in the air and downed by a knight boomer...on the last three swings. I tend to just grit my teeth, eventually get the loot...and run.
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3 RepliesI went in a chat with someone I had been striking with. Turns out he was in a partt wih six squeakers. I ran for my life. However, i did play with a squeaker the other day who is actually lovely and helped me in trials, but all his friends are twats so i cant really join him and i think he thinks i just abuse him for trials. The problem is i cant invite the little dude into my other circle of friends because they wont give him the time of day... which kinda sucks. I remember being that age and trying to game. Also i get mistaken for a kid all the time. My voice isnt really bad, but most people think I am about 16 year old girl or like a ten year old boy. Im a 25 year old female. Sigh.
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1st VoG, the squeaker kept repeating everything his slightly older mate said and pretty much screamed throughout especially not to open the spirit bloom chest. 2 other mates and I quit at the jumping puzzle, god I had a headache after. I've also been quizzed by a squeaker LFG team in chat once with other applicants to fill 2 free spots on their team. Even tho we all were higher light and more experienced than them, they kicked us all without saying anything.
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Was in a group with two kids(squeakers). A guy joined heard them and left, found another guy and completed crota challenge mode :)
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Y1 vog Squeaker says if you die in vog, you're a skrub. Dies 15 seconds later
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1 ReplyEdited by DaddyLongLegs: 3/28/2017 1:36:54 AMNoob was bad during Skolas, teammate trashtalked. He went to Orbit as the damn leader. Early HoW as well...
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While running a normal wrath of the machine one squeaker of 3 in the fireteam said: " Hold on I'm flipping a water bottle!" The entire fireteam burst out laughing after that one
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Edited by TheTommieC: 3/28/2017 6:51:01 PMI joined a LFG fireteam for HM VoG a few days ago.. joined chat, instantly 5 squeakers all at the same time, bombarded my eardrums. I stuck it out. I remember going AFK for a moment right before Gorgon maze, and got back and mentioned I was back. They asked if I had returned. I mentioned I was back again, and one of them said they didn't know my voice. I abruptly said, "but I have the deepest voice in here." [b]*silence*[/b] One of them spoke up, "Yeah, he does have a point." After we downed Atheon, I bounced from the fireteam so damn quick. [i]But, I stuck it out! 👍[/i]
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3 RepliesI had a squeaker tell me how bad his crap smelled, even smelling it. I regret not leaving instantly. My sanity went downhill that day.
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2 RepliesNot from Destiny, though there are plenty, but the other day on Overwatch I had a whole group of them in competitive. They were a team, but one was yelling white power, while another was talking in Spanish to his mom, another was using autistic as an insult, and another was almost dying from his own fart. I carried us to a draw... Note: the speaking in Spanish was not bad, just confused why he partnered with the racist...
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Need 4 for crotas challenge xbox one Gt is lexter321
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1 ReplyJoined the party for the Court of Oryx players that were there... group of 5 kids who wouldn't stop dropping the n-bomb and debating whether "Allahu Akbar" was okay to say...
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6 RepliesMet a younger player who was very mature for his age. We became friends and play Competitive Overwatch and Mass Effect: Andromeda regularly.
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Edited by BOSS_TPH76: 3/28/2017 11:37:10 AMInb4 thread complaining about squeakers ironically turns into a display of how abysmal non squeakerd can get. Owww. -blam!-. too late.
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1 ReplyOne time a "squeaker" joined us for Hard King's Fall and Iron Banner afterward. All things considered, the entire run went shockingly smooth and the kid spoke once and everyone immediately wanted him gone excape for myself and the host. All he asked was who's going where and where everyone wanted him, and they all just shat on him. I just had him stay with me through most of the raid, and he was probably the best back-up I've ever had. The only time he died were during any wipes. He stayed along for Iron Banner where I moved onto a much less uptight group and brought him along, so he didn't have to go solo, and he talked a lot more. You can tell he tried not to rage during IB, but he just snapped at one point and then everyone else did. It was a great laugh. Never saw him again tho
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My brother went to a Daughter's checkpoint and there was a British squeaker (the worst kind) carrying their 350 light friend on hard mode.
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The fastest I've completed the entire Kings fall raid was with a bunch of kids who hadn't even begun to grow their first chest hairs. Only one other guy and myself were older but I was surprised by how well the little tykes would listen and play their roles efficiently.
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Was screwing around in private matches with one of my friends from school he's about 5 years younger than me I made him rage after using my self Rez warlock in rift on last exit and vertigo with a sniper after denying a few close slams by him and then sniping him through a groove in the wall on vertigo and sniping him from near the portal on vertigo in mid when he was on stairs could just see his head
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3 RepliesSome kids invited me for WOTM normal and they were like begging and annoying... why would I do normal... Hard is better... plus I already did it that week.
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I posted on lfg that i was helping with trials and joined up with a couple squeakers who accused any team we played of hacking. They died by a three tap hc = hack. They killed themselves with a rocket = hack. Actually pretty funny. I ended leaving then laughing for about 30 minutes.
