Gracias New working title - "D2 - When You Need It Most, You Get A Ghost" [spoiler]double meaning on 'Ghost'. For the uninitiated a ghost poo is when for some magical reason you wipe, but it's clean! The 'need it most' aspect relates to the correlation of ghost occurrences coinciding with times of high importance e.g. late for a meeting, no toilet paper available etc[/spoiler]