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3/27/2017 6:59:10 PM
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Let's all make hugely unfounded and wildly speculative guesses about the game based on the poster. Go!
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Edited by MiggyXP: 3/27/2017 10:24:25 PMA Titan, a warlock, and a hunter walk into a bar. The Titan sees a chick that's fleeck. He approaches her and asks to buy her a drink. She blushes and declines because she's there with her boyfriend. The Titan swallows his pride and walks back over to his friends. After a few drinks the Titan gets a tap on his shoulder, he turns around and stares towards the ceiling. It's Jeff the cabal, and he's not happy. First we leave him stranded on the falling elevator on Phobos, and now we have the balls to hit on his fine ass lady friend. This all starts the war between cabal and guardians.
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Yikes, sounds like the guardian is Cabals deep in it.
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Hey yo!
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The sun will be an explorable planet in D2..
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Idiots everywhere wonder, "seriously though, why don't we have a human colony on the sun?"
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The queen will be alive and we will rescue her. And as a reward we'll fück her
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The queen has been nerfed. It's now Variks.
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They should go ahead and nerf a few things
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Get ahead I say!
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Yea why wait that's just lazy.
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Bungie employees retweeted said photo.... Sooooo
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I'm there are 20 or more channels on YouTube editing videos on that right now.
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The game will be played by a human who will input directional and action based commands using a "controller". These inputs will make the little dudey-guy on the TV dance around and plop it's nutsack into other players faces.
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Truly groundbreaking!
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[quote] dudey-guy[/quote] Beutiful.
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D2 is going to be a RTS game where you play as the traveler and build units to destroy the Darkness. Dinklebot is making a come back as the narrator but Bungie promises his lines will be epic this time.
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Too bold, you had me until you imagined good dialogue.
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The Darkness has physically manifested as a giant number 2 and is laying siege to the last city. Due to all their guns being nerfed to hell and there being a drastic shortage of special ammo the Guardians are unable to fight back. The city burns. [spoiler]heh giant number 2 heh[/spoiler]
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*throws roll of quarters at screen*
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Huge spoilers dude wtf
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60 FPS AND DEDICATED SERVERS CONFIRMED BY THE GIANT 2 WOOOOOOOO
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Lol ok I laughed.
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No Frame rate has been nerfed. Now running at 2 FPS That's what the giant "2" means
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They just pulled the frame rate back by a hair, like by 3 frames.
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That's kind of what posters are for...Giving subtle (or not so subtle hints) about what its advertising.
