If you are straight, just assume you are the opposite gender. Would you date KP?
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krishna is probably hot and we dont know
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I miss longface :(. Now just seems like everyone's trying to be him and all those before him
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Someone's gotta help him, but that doesn't mean it'll be me.
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There's no mute button IRL, so not a chance.
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Not even for two Scooby snacks...
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I prefer round chests, not flat. Sorry.
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Date? No. Penetrate? Yes. Dry too.
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Depends on how good he can cook.
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Hello I’m Mike Lindell, inventor of the world’s most comfortable pillow: My Pillow. We all have the same problems sleeping at night: our pillows go flat. We end up folding our pillows over for support, using our arms, flip flopping all night long like a guppy; we wake up in the morning: we have sore necks, we have headaches, our arms are asleep, we feel like we need a nap in the afternoon even though we’ve slept 8 hours. Well with MY Patented Fill, wherever you move this Pillow, it will hold the exact position for you as an individual, and you will get the best night’s sleep of your life! It also stays cool: you don’t have to flip it to the cool side; it stays healthy for a full ten years and its warrantied not to go flat. AND you can throw it right in the washer and dryer just like your favorite blue jeans, and I personally guarantee its gonna to be the most comfortable pillow you will ever own…
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My dating standards are very high. [spoiler]must have only the dankest of memes[/spoiler]
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id do it for free
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Nope. Relationships require a degree of give and take me the ability to admit when you are wrong. KP seems to have a problem with the latter when it comes to Flat Earth conspiracy. I know I can be wrong, and I am willing to admit it once it is proven. I could not be in a relationship with someone who cannot do the same.
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Nah... too flat
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-blam!- no
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He's too good for me
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I'm a straight guy and would
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Anyone need my phone number?
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Something something flat pun.
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Edited by Tormented_Anus: 3/27/2017 8:40:57 AMWhat gender is it, actually? Being the internet, I assume every random user is male unless proven otherwise. If it's female, she's probably flat chested.
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Not likely. But I don't know them very well, so that's an unfair judgment
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I want to die after seeing the puns made in this thread.
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Wonder what the 6 females ysing this site are thinking on the "if you were the opposite gender" thing... And no. Also: why no poll? [spoiler]this MAY be banned, so may it last as long as possible before it does.[/spoiler]
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Edited by DarkEraser: 3/27/2017 10:47:00 PMNo............ [spoiler]too flat.........[/spoiler]