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3/26/2017 4:26:09 PM
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Here are the changes I would make to this game...

Golden Gun is now a Silver Gun and shoots silver stickers for people to wear proudly. Arc Blade is now Arc Butter Knife. Activating Arc Butter Knife summons a stick of butter for you to cut. Doing this kills your team. Shadowshot now goes through all surfaces. Shooting enemies with it will cause the Tether to come back to you, killing you. Fist of Havoc now makes you go up... forever. Ward of Dawn is now a 2-D circle that cuts you in half upon activation. Hammer of Sol is now Mallet of Sol. Hitting other guardians fixes their armor, healing them. Nova Bomb now consumes the user and does not explode. Radiance now burns you to death. Radiance also lasts forever. Stormtrance now causes the user to explode upon activation. Throwing Knife's travel speed has now been increased by triple. No damage will be dealt to compensate. Red Death wipes your team upon getting a kill with it. The Lighthouse requires a password to enter. Password changed every two seconds. All shaders have been removed from the game. Your armor has been changed to your least favorite color. Dregs cannot be killed. Randal the Vandal's health increased by 500%. We've made him one shot you to compensate. Let me know what you think of the new changes! [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]

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