Option 1: Get a gimmick. such as Theluckyseven's, [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
Thegreatnike's
[i]~thegreatnike[/i],
gravyboat's [spoiler]that thing with the food orders from GTA I think[/spoiler]
or Carbonite flux's. [spoiler]you look really nice today or something along those lines[/spoiler]
Then stalk the forums till you are noticed.
Option 2: Take a wildly unpopular/inflammatory topic and defend it to your death. KrishnasProphet is the best example of this.
Option 3: Rick Roll people constantly or something of the equivalent from YouTube.
Option 4: Get good copypastas and put it in all your spoilers. Thelegend27 (if you remember his short stint of glory in the forbidden land of #destiny)
Option 5: Comment on literally everything.
Option 6: be famous then leave for abit then come back after your name is only remembered in legend. Døøb is a good one.
Add on this in the comments if you can
I don't like politics give me upv... Ummm. Yes
[spoiler]I remain unamused[/spoiler]