Picture it: it's Saturday morning, you awake to a beautiful sunshine day, you hop out of bed and go to the kitchen. You get out a new box of cereal and remove the bag from the box so you can get that Chinese knockoff toy thing, but your sibling already took it, so you put the box over your head and beat them sideways with the bag until they bleed frootloop red. Then you claim the product of a tortured soul for yourself because you deserve it.
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Because they know kids rather play on their space phones, then play with actual toys. I also think it's too hard not to insult some lame SJW these days... As one of my fav toys was a Go-Bot that transformed into a plane that I got in my happy meal. Now days they would be screaming "It promotes war and violence" or"This toy isn't gender neutral enough!" Too much hassle.