It is a text wall but I hope you'll find it fun..and maybe closer to the truth than what you think.
Simple as that. People bitching and crying about the icebreaker.
About bringing it back and with levelled power and so on.
The damn thing is back..there is no real use for it..so..this happened in the darkest most hidden cubicle at bungie:
Bungie forum stalker-we have a problem. It seems people really..like reeeeaaally want the icebreaker back.
Bungie Obscure Master-so what?let them pray and cry..the more they keep at it the more maalox and gaviscon we'll sell to calm down their upset bellies mwahahahah!!!
Bungie forum stalker-uh..right my lord but..they might start playing other stuff..sir
Bungie Obscure Master-ok then..give them what they want...but..it must be near impossible to obtain it.make sure it'll have the worst drop rate ever..and when finally few of those damn nostalgic morons will get the damn.they'll finally get to the point of understanding it is a useless mass of pixels..and then make minions at the sandbox screw the special ammo economy!!mwahahahahah mwahahaha!!
Bungie forum stalker-yes sir.sure..but..WHY??
Bungie Obscure Master-why you ask?because they'll have no use for it.but they wanted the damn thing back.screw the special ammo economy and force them to use it. Let the hate and salt flow..Mwahahaha!!!!
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