I would like to introduce the third weapon in the series of threads that brought you [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/219638913?sort=0&page=0][i]"Rowbotham's Spear"[/i][/url], and [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/222496819?sort=0&page=0][i]"Against The Spin"[/i][/url]. As the last two were a sniper and a shotgun, today's weapon will be a sidearm (in honor of the new and totally overused meta). So here it is:
#3: [b]Round Earth Zealot[/b]
[b]Class: Sidearm[/b]
[b]Weapon Description:[/b] [i]Upon the foundation of pure truth I stand: that fact is truth so long as one believes.[/i]
[b]Exotic Perk, The Power of Belief:[/b] The weapon receives a 20% boost to stats after each kill, with the stat boost decreasing at a rate of 10% per 3 seconds, until the player scores another kill or gets killed themselves. Weapon immediately absorbs ammo when special crate is approached. No need to hold X. Modest penalties to reload time and impact.
[b]Notes On Weapon Stats:[/b] The sidearm meta is here, like it or not. This weapon would be best for players that like to get up close and personal, with the stat/kill boost offering a definite offensive edge. However, to keep [i]Round Earth Zealot[/i] from being too OP its overall base states would be mid range overall, with penalties to reload and impact. The REZ would be one of those weapons that requires going in fast furious, steamrolling opponents in a mad dash until ones inevitable death.
[b]Flat Earth Conceptual Background[/b]
[spoiler]Observation of nature shows that the world is definitely Flat. However, the overwhelming majority of society continues to believe in science, despite what our most basic senses can show. The bottom line: belief in science and the round earth is a religion. Science tricks its believers in very subtle ways, making itself appear to be based on objective facts. It puts facts up on a pedestal for everyone to see. It claims that "facts are facts", truths beyond question. It then hijacks "truth" in the form of those "facts", to make its findings seem indisputable. With science, facts are not about truth the are about [i][b]belief[/b][/i]. And sadly many in society accept these beliefs, defending them so passionately, that it is hard to call them anything but [b][i]Zealots[/i][/b]. Flat Earth Theorists, while we are very vocal (we want people trust their senses, not ideologies), we do not care if our knowledge of the Flat Earth is ultimately shown to be in error. Show us obvious, personally verifiable observations, and we will become round earthers in a heartbeat. However, it becomes clearer everyday that such observational data does not exist. [b]The Earth IS Flat.[/b] It is time for science believers to put away their idols.[/spoiler]
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Why do you make weapons for destiny that go against the round earth when a round earth is depicted in Destiny?
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I'm still surprised, after 3 posts, on how many people think you are serious. #TitanMasterRace
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Edited by TheWolffe104: 3/5/2017 12:21:06 AMAs an #OffTopic dweller I have to apologize on behalf of all the rational individuals over at OT for allowing this to spread over into #Destiny. I'm so sorry.
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This again lol everyone hates you dude just stop posting.
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I should have known a Flat Earther like you would conceptualize an exotic sidearm before an exotic Fusion Rifle. It's fine that you're totally bonkers about the spherical nature of the planet we live on. BUT HOW DARE YOU leave Fusion Rifles til last? You better hope i don't see you in crucible I'm gonna voop you; then I'm gonna dunk these nuts on you. They're spherical [spoiler]JUST LIKE THE EARTH YOU BONKAZOID![/spoiler]
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Edited by Redgrin Grumble: 3/4/2017 2:22:40 PMFlat Earth Society has members all around the globe. [spoiler]Yeah, I stole this joke. Fite meh[/spoiler]
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Gtfo.
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Edited by bobswerski: 3/5/2017 5:26:53 AMI'm shocked to see this post, as it indicates I've inexplicably not muted you yet. Also, the irony of your decrying science using an electronic medium is really quite satisfying. TL;DR: it's hilarious that you are dissing science using a computer... And muted.
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Why do you love making these "flat Earth" threads so much, Prophets?
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Oh my god you make these threads here too
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If Earth is flat, then how do pictures from space show that it is round?
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Only three concepts? I made an entire DLC, but then got 0 replies when I posted it.
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"Observation of nature shows the world is definetly round".. There, corrected it for you. 250 years ago, German mathematician Carl Gauss proved the earth was round by using math. His formula called the "Remarkable Theorem" measured the curvature of the earth thus proving it is round. I understand the gaming forums are no place for facts so please ignore ;-)
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I actually like the sound of this one. Not overpowered, but not useless either. [spoiler]I like how people ignore the main part of the post and jump right into "Let me disprove his beliefs"[/spoiler]
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Your a pretty whacky guy, but I can appreciate a person who doesn't take everything at face value. The first time I saw one of yours posts I can actually admit I sat and thought about it. Everything I know about earth being round has been told to me. If your good enough at math (I am not) you can see that it is. I have taken a few classes on the heaves and celestial bodies and that's enough to teach me the earth is round. But kudo's for giving me an excuse to work the old noodle.
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Earth are flat.
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How come you can't show me proof that there's an ice wall?
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This is a disruption
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Everything this guy says is true
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What exactly is the reason for the round Earth "lie"? Who stands to gain from this? Why hasn't anyone rented a boat and sailed to the edge or flown a plane off the edge? Why is every other celestial body in the known universe that we can easily see with our own eyes using a telescope round but this one is flat? How do seasons work without axial tilt? Why do temperatures rise near the equator if the Earth is flat? Why do planes fly in arc patterns instead of straight lines in order to save fuel and time? Why can't I see all the way to China from a skyscraper if the world is flat? Seriously, who stands to gain by lying about the Earth being round?!? I must have answers!
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Tell me, What physical proof do you suggest the Earth is flat. I'm reporting this thread, this is clearly a delusional Conspiracy Theorist who really needs to stop being so dumb. It goes from Flat earth > NASA are Fake > CIA are lying or some shit > Area 51 is real and has aliens and shit > The government are lizards > We live in a simulation What shape is "Flat Earth" Round flat pancake?
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You are one weird dude.
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Are you a gun toting,wall building,fortress making wanna be survivor of the tribulation?
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Why is it night where I live and day somewhere else at the same time?
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-blam!- off.
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Go back to #offtopic...oh wait, they don't like you there either...just go away