Every time I read oddish I thought of the Pokémon. I'm just imagining a oddish in Titan armor

A super smart Titan?...Oddish must have eaten a book by mistake. Dammit Oddish!

I really want to see how they fix this shit And when is the winner of the guardian competition you ran going to be announced?

Bump for later?

As much as I hate Ventis , I really want Stormballer part two

Nice. Send nudes of hot professor bravecole?

[quote][spoiler]This story has no direct place on the timeline. It just happened.[/spoiler] "Good morning, class.." BraveCole said, walking in, groggy as usual. "Good morning, Professor." The Kinderguardians, RJ, Dawn, and Ventis said simultaneously. BraveCole sat down at his desk, rubbing his helmet before sighing and taking it off. The Kinderguardians stared with curiosity, they had never really noticed BraveCole without his helmet. Under the metallic headpiece, a face was revealed. [i][b]A female face.[/b][/i] "PROFESSOR!?" Ventis shouted. "Y-You're a.." "...GIRL!?" RJ questioned out. BraveCole shook her head. "Yeah? You guys look awfully surprised. Was it seriously that hard to tell?" She questioned. BraveCole was a human female, with blonde short hair and piercing blue eyes. She blinked at her students. "Er.. well...You... Uh.. Never took off your helmet and uhm.. Your voice always sounded like a guy.." RJ said, still utterly baffled. "Oh. That was my helmet making me sound like that. Sorry if I confused you guys." BraveCole said. "But I'm still the professor. And girl or not, I'm still gonna teach you guys." "I-I'm okay with t-that.." Dawn squeaked. "Its nice to know my teacher is a-a female titan like me!" Dawn started forming a slight smile. "'Atta girl, Dawn." BraveCole said. "Is my 'gender reveal' gonna cause you two to slack off?" She said, referring to Ventis and RJ. "No! 'Course not! I.. Um.. Think you're really.. Uhm.. Pretty.." RJ said, blushing. BraveCole laughed. "Awww, thanks champ." Ventis, however, said nothing. He just stared blankly at... "BraveCole." [i]Something isn't right..[/i] Ventis thought in his head. [i]We've been his students for a couple months now and we're just now finding out our professor is female!? I've seen him go into the men's bathroom before and flirt with Ms.Morn! Preposterous. This isn't our professor. Something's not right. I can feel it.[/i] "Alright, class, today we will be learning about-" "WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" Ventis yelled, cutting off BraveCole. "Huh? You all do?" BraveCole asked. "Yes! We do! All of us have to take a [b][i]massive[/i][/b] shit and we will be gone for at least twenty minutes!" Ventis said, getting up and tugging his other classmates by the hand. "Uhhh.." BraveCole stammered. "V-Ventis! L-Let go! I don't have to poop!" Dawn complained. "Yes, you do! We all do! Right, RJ!?" "I went before I went to cla-" "You'll go again! Come on!" Ventis tugged his classmates harder, ushering them out of the room and shutting the classroom door with a loud [b][i]THUD.[/i][/b] BraveCole stared in confusion as she blinked. --------------------------------------------------------------------- "Ventis, dude, what's your problem?" RJ said to the troubled warlock. "Our professor.." "Our [i]hot[/i] professor?" RJ smiled. "No, you idiot. That [i]is not[/i] our professor." Ventis argued, pointing back to the classroom door. "Ventis, isn't it a l-little rude t-to say that? I know it can be h-hard accepting that BraveCole is a g-girl but it was a surprise to all of us." Dawn spoke. "You guys need to face the facts. Professor BraveCole has never, [i]ever[/i] done anything to even hint at him being female, and suddenly he takes off his helmet and reveals he is one!? That's like Coach Shaxx taking off his helmet and revealing that he's a divorced soccer mom!" RJ crossed his arms. "The floofer's gotta point, Dawn. I never woulda guessed our professor's a hot blonde, that just doesn't make any sense." "Well.. Now that y-you guys mention it.." Dawn trailed off. "Aww, man. I was really excited t-too." "What do we do now?" RJ asked. "Do we confront BraveCole? Or should I say.. 'BraveCole'?" He put up air quotes. "No. We need to get help. Whoever that is in there, could be a rogue guardian who killed and replaced the real BraveCole. And she's planning to do the same to us!" Ventis said, causing Dawn to freak out. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIE- MMMMMMMMMMM!!!" Dawn screamed, but Ventis quickly put his hands over her mouth. "Shhh! She can't hear us! She thinks we're using the bathroom!" Ventis hissed. Dawn nodded, as Ventis removed his hand. "Now.. We need to get help. And the closest veteran guardian is Mr. Oddish, the teacher across the hall. He'll know what to do." "Right! C'mon, let's go knock on his door!" RJ said, as the two other guardians followed. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!* The Kinderguardians knocked on Mr. Oddish's door, and he opened it. He was a teacher, a Titan, much like BraveCole. "Oh, hey there guys. Aren't you all BraveCole's bunch?" He asked, letting the Kinderguardians in. "Yes sir! But BraveCole might be in trouble!" Ventis said. "Yeah! There's this really hot chick that's claiming to be our professor!" RJ added. "And we don't think that's the real BraveCole." "W-Wait.. Mr. Oddish has know P-Professor BraveCole longer than a-all of us.." Dawn started. "Is... BraveCole actually.. A girl?" "Yes." Mr. Oddish said, plainly. "What!? No way-" "In an alternate timeline and or reality." Mr. Oddish said, finishing his statement. "Tell me, has BraveCole been tampering with any Vex technology lately?" The Kinderguardians had a flashback. [b][i]FLASHBACK[/i][/b] "Hey, my name's BraveCole, and this is Jackass." BraveCole said, as he relaxed himself on his sparrow, revving it up. He aligned himself with a Vex Warp Gate. "Ready when you are, Professor!" Ventis shouted, igniting a ring and making it blaze with fire. BraveCole was going to jump through it. "Alright, Dawn! Give it to me!" BraveCole said to Dawn. Dawn poked BraveCole. "Boop!" BraveCole had recived Dawn's blessing, and RJ, who was filming, gave a thumbs up. "You're good! Go!" BraveCole sped off, jumping over a ramp and through the ring of fire, where he was showered with flames, but Dawn's blessing protected him. He was now on fire, along with his sparrow, and he phased through the Vex gate. Silenced ensued afterward. "That.. Was... Awessome!" RJ shouted. [b][i]FLASHBACK END[/i][/b] "Hehe. That was a good day." RJ laughed. "Did BraveCole ever come out of that warp gate?" Mr. Oddish asked. "Uhhh.." "No. No, he did not. We waited for hours, but we all went back to the tower. We thought he'd be there the next morning, but.." Ventis said. "Yep. Just as I thought." Mr. Oddish said. "Sigh. That idiot. BraveCole's one hell of a titan, but sometimes he can get himself into some real trouble." "What do you mean, Mr. Oddish?" Ventis asked. "If my assumptions are correct, BraveCole is lost in the very fabric of time and space and reality itself. As soon as he entered that vex gate, it threw our dimension off balance." "I-I'm confused.." Dawn said. "Your professor belongs in [i]our[/i] reality. And since he is not in [i]our[/i] reality anymore, the laws of time and space are trying to replace him with every BraveCole that was, has been, and will be. The BraveCole that entered the classroom this morning [i]was[/i] and [i]wasn't[/i] BraveCole. It's BraveCole, just not our reality's BraveCole." Mr. Oddish said, as he walked over to the window. "And by the looks of it.." He said, raising the blinds. "We've got ourselves a massive problem." Outside the window, in the tower courtyard, were hundreds of different versions of BraveCole. "We've gotta do something. If we don't, it'll cause a cataclysmic paradox.." Mr. Oddish trailed off. "Which could mean the end of our universe." [b][i]To be continued.[/i][/b] [spoiler]Mr. Oddish belongs to the user Oddish. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/222240927/0/0[/spoiler][/quote] I bet you there is a [spoiler]SYLOK THE DEFILED[/spoiler] version of brave Cole

Oddish, you sound much more like a Warlock than a Titan. Did you steal some of our books?

No! Cut the story! Cut! It's especially weird because they're teenagers!

I need to make my own story. It'll have explosions, a king raven, a guardian recon team, C.O.G. troop reassignments, cake, and people chucking bullets back and forth. Need a nap first though.

I read it [spoiler]I fear for your well being[/spoiler]

So, Mr. Oddish is a Titan. With a brain? Who understands quantum theory?? I guess the universe is even more -blam!-ed up than the story implies!

"BraveCole stared in confusion as she blinked." B... but.. But... [spoiler]titans can't blink 😰[/spoiler]

That title should never be paired with "Kinderguardian"

B..but..where's how to be a storm baller part 2? ;(

I see these all the time but I'm terrified to read them

Yo do you ever finish any story, like ever? Lmoa

Does professor Cole use the men's or women's bathroom. I'm so confused. :)

What the F*ck is this? Some sorta daytime soap for boys? I dont get it...