I'll start. An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What's big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
[spoiler]a refrigerator[/spoiler]
What's brown and sticky?
[spoiler]a stick[/spoiler]
What is red and bad for your teeth?
[spoiler]a brick[/spoiler]
Your turn!
[spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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"One day Shizuo Kakutani was teaching a class at Yale. He wrote a lemma on the blackboard and announced that the proof was obvious. One student timidly raised his hand and said that it wasn't obvious to him. Could Kakutani explain? After several moments' thought, Kakutani realized that he could not himself prove the lemma. He apologized and said that he would report back at their next class meeting. After class, Kakutani, went straight to his office. He labored for quite a time and found that he could not prove the pesky lemma. He skipped lunch and went to the library to track down the lemma. After much work, he finally found the original paper. The lemma was stated clearly and succinctly. For the proof, the author had written, 'Exercise for the reader.' The author of this 1941 paper was Kakutani."