This is the classic cake and ice cream combo. Choose wisely
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On the floor
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Throw it in the trash. I'd rather have a birthday pie.
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Telekinesis
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Nobody ever remembers the most important option. Steak knife. The answer is always steak knife.
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Faceplant
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From the inside out
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Absorb through rectal tissue
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None. We all know it's a lie
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Shovel
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Machete
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Use a fork, right after you smash that birthday person's face when they go for that first bite
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I don't know what a chork is, but I'm going with that.
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LEGO fork.
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incompetents! The one and only way is the force!
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Peel off the icing. Use fork to eat cake. Use hands to eat icing.
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I'm a tongs person tbh
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With your face.
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Remove the stripper THEN use fork
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With ur mum
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The correct way is to throw that shit to the ground and demand pecan pie!
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With ones hands, And the gods gave me two, so I get two pieces of cake. (^-^ )
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What is a chork?
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Knife
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Penis