I'll start. An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What's big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
[spoiler]a refrigerator[/spoiler]
What's brown and sticky?
[spoiler]a stick[/spoiler]
What is red and bad for your teeth?
[spoiler]a brick[/spoiler]
Your turn!
[spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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I'm just wondering, did I tell you the first one? 3.14% of sailors are PIrates