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2/21/2017 10:50:08 PM
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Now this is a story all about how
Ever since I was a boy, it was rough here in Australia. You may think my name is random, but the times were tough. We usually had to hunt for dinner, and squirrels were usually on the plate.
One day, my uncle decided to "spice it up" and put some mild flavoring on our dinner. It was my favorite.
Now, he told me one day that I needed to gun because he was sick. I snuck into my neighbor's house a saw this thing that looked like a squirrel. I was about to pull the trigger, but after eating all those squirrels I couldn't. It was a hamster, and I called him hammy. I hid him from my dad and kept him a secret. I always got such a sweet feeling out of pouring mild sauce over hammy...
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>expected bel-air >is disappoint
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Literally Whom'st'ed'ly'ing'ness'ful'est'ish'ble'er'ism'ist'?
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A reverse Fresh Prince! Well done!
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1 ReplyDidn't they exterminate 22,000 kangaroos or something?
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1 ReplyI was expecting fresh prince.
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I was expecting a fresh prince bait I'm disappointed
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But how did you join the Justice League?
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I cars Australian.
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I thought it was gonna be the fresh prince theme.
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1 Replyur a weirdo stop talking to me
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My life got flipped, turned upside down?
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So what's your opinion on guinea pigs
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Lol I love how you just put MadMax in the tags
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Your uncle wanted to "spice it up"? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RepliesNew phone who dis?
