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2/19/2017 5:16:05 AM
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Inspiring story about the advancement of science
An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. “Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. “How old is this rock, professor?” The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.” “Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now.” The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi.
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1 ReplyIsn't Semper Fi marines?
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21 RepliesThe saddest is part is somewhere, someone actually believes a rock can evolve into an animal
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1 ReplyThis is the perfect reason why i dont believen god. I cant believe that a higher being can create another being capable of creating something as retarded as this.
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1 Reply0/10 Saw atheist at the beginning and got too lazy to read.
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4 RepliesBut Rocks aren't LIVING.
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4 RepliesEdited by joibasta: 2/19/2017 11:27:12 PMScience is fake, just like the news.
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🔫ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ🇺🇸™
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You are definitely bipolar or have multiple personalities.
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1 ReplyEdited by Kirby235711: 2/20/2017 1:25:42 PMThat Navy SEAL is stupid. Rocks are obviously plants. [spoiler]But in all seriousness, this is an actual "living rock": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tG0Ve-oFWQ. Skip to 0:20.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI hope that's a copy pasta because the amount of retardation in that is giving my newly developed terminal brain cancer cancer.
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Too long How bout a tldr
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4 RepliesThis copy pasta has been around since I was in elementary school
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4 RepliesWhile this is funny, it shows the arrogance of science: making fun of alternate ideas does not legitimize your own belief system.
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[u]come troll my man 😂 [/u] www.twitch.tv/thenealxperienc
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1 Replywell, God's earth is 6000 years old, not 5000. that was a dead giveaway that the story was fake
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*furrows eyebrows*
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liek dis if u cry ebbery tiem
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2 RepliesYou are terrible at making stories. Find a new hobby.
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1 ReplyThanks for the uplifting story, brother.
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60 RepliesReal talk, where tf does the bible say that earth is only 5000 years old?
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Thx m8
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As if.
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1 ReplyWhat is this?
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