Time for Poll of the Week!
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I think I can safely assume that women sit down, so this is for the guys.
I don't know why I've thought of this.
Have you ever once purposely peed on the side to make less noise to avoid the splishy-splashy sounds?
The gates have opened. Sound off!
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No, but I like to assert my dominance on every toilet I encounter by flushing first and then seeing if I can piss or shit faster than the toilet can flush. I usually win anyway.