I decided not to support ark due to the developers being all around shitty, with terrible optimization, long term early access with no plans on release so they can blame glitches and bugs and bad performance on that, and -blam!-ING DLC IN AN EARLY ACCESS. Seriously, those devs can sit on a cactus.

My tribe became allies with the alpha just because I gave their leader leech blood. The dude was infected so I gave him my spare leech blood. Then he made the antidote and invited my tribe to an alliance. My tribe hated thier guts too! Because they abuse everything. We plan on back stabbing them.

Well then. I'll share my story with you Mr. Mark. My friend and I just spawned into a new server. Not even 15 minutes in we had to kill some random man who attacked us. After that, I noticed a large base next to our spawn we were greeted by a small man wearing a pink trike skull. He pulled out a gun and we backed away. He went back into his wall and came out on a trex and chased us. We logged out after that.

There was once a tribe on Server 422. This tribe was known as the Redskins. We were a tribe named Healer Hanzos (great Overwatch joke that's actually trash). These "Redskins" were wyvern-abusing pieces of trash and were the most alpha virgin tribe you could get. So basically we're too close to a spawn even though we're not blocking it, so we are told to move. We are told we have one day to move. In the middle of packing, one of said virgins comes on a wyvern, and takes a lot of good metal items and gear after slaughtering us for no reason. After we're finally packed, we get our dinos and roll out. On our journey finding a new place to make home, all the multiple dinos we had tamed were reduced to a trike and a stego due to hostile wildlife. Im riding a trike, my friend is riding stego. A wyvern comes by and picks up our stego after poorly aiming fire at my friend for literally a whole two minutes [spoiler]if you're gonna be a scumbag atleast do it relatively well, okay?[/spoiler] So after finally killing my friend, the wyvern flies away into the distance with our stego in its talons. Guess who it was? You know who it was. So after asking him to spare the stego while we transfer servers, he says [quote]The stego is still alive lol.[/quote] We ask him where it is. No response. We couldnt move our trike over the water to the obelisk because the boat my friend was using to move the stego was nowhere to be found. Me and my friend get on a different server. [b][i]F*ck[/i][/b] the redskins.

Well, I don't have it but I have friends that have almost 150 days in the game each. I could tell their stories.

The new experimental servers: I go and club a guy(cause club is now meta) to knock him out, then sit on their face. I wait until I transmit the swamp sickness and run away

Turned it on Began hitting trees 5 minutes later, still hitting trees 15 minutes in and I die of hypothermia Never play it again

I have too many to share in full, and most of the more memorable ones involve me being a terrible person to everyone around me. Basically I'm the leader of a very cultist like tribe, who cerimonially sacrifices animals and players and puts its own tribe members through grueling, cruel and harsh trials just to join.