You're doing the title, there's no one around, and your phone is dead.
Suddenly out of the corner of your eye you see the thing to your actual left. How does it kill you?
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A sliding door...
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My bed.....[spoiler] I shit a Boeing 747-200 [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Shia LaBeouf[/spoiler] [spoiler]I decapitate him[/spoiler]
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Shia LaBoeuf eats me.
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My nmae jeff
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So a wall falls on me
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Running in the dark, ITS NICHOLAS CAGE! Who's got funny hair? ITS NICHOLAS CAGE! He was great in Face-OOOOff! WORLDWIDE SUPERSTAR NICHOLAS CAGE!
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Are they following me about 30 feet back?
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Hopefully death by SNU SNU considering its my wife.
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Hot coworker...... Hoping death by snu snu
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My bed?
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Edited by GeneStriker: 1/29/2017 8:26:07 AM>expected shia >extreme disappointment Anyway, directly to my left is... A blanket. ... Either I don't die, or my downfall is so unbelievably pathetic that it cannot be imagined unless witnessed.
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Shia LaBeouf
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It just does me to death
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I guess I'm going to be crushed be a wall
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Shia Labeouf
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Idk how a pillow is gonna kill me by itself. The vodka bottle to my right has a better chance.
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It doesn't. [spoiler]I kill it first.[/spoiler]
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It kills me with sexiness [spoiler]because it's DeeJ.[/spoiler]
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A [spoiler]WALL!!![/spoiler]
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Kill me? Nah. It'll just hold me upside down and shake me to see if I have any money for it to use in the nightclub.
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Edited by Zawackiest: 1/29/2017 4:07:27 AMMy wall just does it. Just does it. Just dooooes it. It doesn't let it's dreams be dreams. It just does it. Yesterday, it said tomorrow. So it just does it
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>expects shai le bouf >leaves disappointed
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Final destination this thread. Wardrobe falls on my head.
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My couch eats mfmdjhh!