Now, I have the time, to explain everything..."
Bookmark this, like this, hate this, but mark my words... This is how they will be starting up the hype. You heard it hear first.
Edit: Some masterminds on Reddit (and probably here too) already made a thread similar to this. For those who haven't seen those: You heard it here first, so remember me... plz.
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A cinematic voice says "It's time to explain..." The screen goes dark... Slowly fading in to a pov shot where the camera is at the bottom of a toilet facing up, the CEO of Activision appears, pulling down his suit pants before sitting on the lid of the toilet, who then proceeds to take an enormous dump all over the viewer. Fading again to brown. "Destiny 2" appears on the screen... With the sound of an enormousness frrrrrrrrrrrt. The same cinematic voice says "But you'll pretty much keep playing anyway so why bother."