A cinematic voice says "It's time to explain..."
The screen goes dark... Slowly fading in to a pov shot where the camera is at the bottom of a toilet facing up, the CEO of Activision appears, pulling down his suit pants before sitting on the lid of the toilet, who then proceeds to take an enormous dump all over the viewer. Fading again to brown.
"Destiny 2" appears on the screen... With the sound of an enormousness frrrrrrrrrrrt.
The same cinematic voice says "But you'll pretty much keep playing anyway so why bother."
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Nailed it!
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"It's time to explain... ...on the last DLC that comes out for Year 5... ...but only about the Hive"
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Lmao. If this was the trailer there'd still be ppl lined up to buy!
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What I find so fúckin great about this is that I can totally understand your [quote]frrrrrrrrrrrt[/quote] and I [b]love[/b] it hahah
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Lololol