It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. That straight hardcore in and out pound is not where it's at. It's the slow, nice curved thrust that gets those legs shaking. Rub that bean while you're there. Not like an intense super rub. But a nice, well placed flick.

You know, maybe if you stopped whining, and never played their game, you would be happier.

If they're the brown stain, who's the red stain?

I know you're a troll (and an average one at that), but I want to weigh in on this anyway. They remind me of that 12 year old kid who would email ideas about the next Halo to bungie back in the day. The intention is in the right place, but they put too much of a focus on weird gimmicky features and an absolute fan fiction-tier story direction. The Guardians seem like they're there to just make the universe OP in sci-fi debates and they managed to kill off a central character only to bring her back with space magic, while completely sweeping the Flood under the rug. While I like the Multiplayer's focus, it should ultimately be as stripped down as possible, not adding boosters, ground pounds, sprint, charging, etc. At least they learned from Halo 4 lmao