In the beginning there was the darkness (Deej)....It invaded us and nearly destroyed our world )Cosmo and TWAB) We threw every weapon in our arsenal against the darkness(0.04/nerf fusion rifles) We built a wall around our city( DLC anyone...only $39?)Now with the Darkness fighting back have no time to explain ( Thank you for calling Bungie. All our operators are currently away on holiday with their significant other spending your money. Please leave your name and number after the tone and we will probably never call you back. Infact, that is a definite no on the call back.) Rise up with me guardians (burn the forums with salt and hate) and lets take back our Destiny ( unplug console...take said console in to back yard...set fire to said console and dance around the fire like an Indian) #nooffensetoIndianstheyrock!!!!