We get to bbq, watch fireworks, get drunk in the morning, listen to the hottest 100 and pretend that our ancestors didn't do the equivalent of a terrorist attack and maybe shouldn't be celebrated or at least be an anzac day thing where we act like we're sad while wasting all our money betting on coin flips.
But who cares Straya [word that starts with c and rhymes with munt that'll get me banned]
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You shitlords can call it whatever you want and feel however you like on Australia Day, just don't take away my public holiday. That's the only part that matters. A free day off.