Now, I have the time, to explain everything..."
Bookmark this, like this, hate this, but mark my words... This is how they will be starting up the hype. You heard it hear first.
Edit: Some masterminds on Reddit (and probably here too) already made a thread similar to this. For those who haven't seen those: You heard it here first, so remember me... plz.
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This game is buns
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"You wanted it and we listened to you players! We got [b]Dedicated Servers [/b]in D2!!!!" If it doesn't start with this I am not paying $59.99 F.. the "latency" crap.
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I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why I think you're completely wrong. I'll be back later with more time to explain why I didn't have time to explain why I didn't have time to explain.
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"See those mountains over there?.. Well Pres. Trump built a wall so we'll just stay here."
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I honestly hope it's "Eyes up, Guardian."
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Guardian.
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Here is the Destiny 2 Trailer: BLACK SCREEN Subtle glow illuminates in a rectangular shape. As glow increases you can discern that it is a television with static. Downward facing red spotlight to the right of TV illuminates a small stage and a pole as a dubstep version of Ray Henederson's "The Best Things In Life Are Free." Starts playing. The television wadddles over to the pole and starts spinning around it as more lights turn on to reveal a crowd of clamoring men dimly lit in neon red, pink, purple, and teal. All the gaudy, lifeless neon of the diviest strip clubs. Right as the song lyric: "The best things in life are free, you can save that for the birds and bees, I want money..." The bass drops and the crowd goes crazy and throw money at the pole-dancing TV screen. The camera suddenly zooms in, and the screen turns from static, to a video of Luke Smith. He looks directly into the camera and says: "Catch the fever, throw your money." And the graphic information card appears on the screen with the price and release date of Destiny 2.
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First line: get your silver ready because old weapons are for sale now.
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Pre-order Destiny 2 now and get the Triple Iron Titanium Gjallarhorn!!
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It'll be some incentive to preorder and buy the season pass.. lol
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I heard they are changing the name to Eververce.
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Sounds like a dope intro to D2 tho
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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never…
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It will be: It's back, in black. Eververse - bigger and better than ever
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Nolanbot - "Eyes up Guardian, it's not over yet." *Cue Dubstep montage*
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Edited by Archangelion1: 1/26/2017 12:08:10 AMDestiny 2 cutscenes are too amazing. Nerf the cutscenes, and nerf fusion rifles while you're at it!
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If they start out with that the story better be good :)
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It should read like this. We cancelled it, because we suck ass at making game's. After many years we finally realised we are shit.
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Haha - if this was true then I would definitely preorder!
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Nerf. "Just getting it out the way"...
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I believe it.
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Seems logically because it involves copy and paste philosophy
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There will be no destiny 2
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"Guardian, I will now explain that which I did not previously have time to explain. I am the Stranger. Good luck, Guardian." Hyped for Destiny 2!
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Yup very likely lol
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"You want me to explain? Buy my book. The book comes in DLC style, so.."