Now, I have the time, to explain everything..."
Bookmark this, like this, hate this, but mark my words... This is how they will be starting up the hype. You heard it hear first.
Edit: Some masterminds on Reddit (and probably here too) already made a thread similar to this. For those who haven't seen those: You heard it here first, so remember me... plz.
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Holyshît yes
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[spoiler]Nerf fusion rifles[/spoiler]
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Edited by FR0MTH3M34DOW5: 1/26/2017 4:45:18 PM"Enjoyed Destiny 1? Well prepare for more! In 2019! Bigger mountains in the distance you can't go to, bigger better and more red bars, carries through lagswitching ddossing trials at eververse, reskinned cabal, fallen, vex ánd hive. Fight your way in 1 raid to crota's grandfather... if you meet light level over 9000 and have the enblem and the golden reskinned gjallarhorn on LFG. Finish the raid in 15 minutes! Also if you pre-order now you will get an 'easy to disconnect in raid LAN CABLE!' Show your friends your taken Matador. Also: ps4 gamers will not just get 1 strike, not 2 strikes, but actually 3 strikes!!! Upload your clips to youtube so you can say "heeeeeyyyy what's uuup guys". Talk about Destiny 2 with other super enthusiastic, positive guardians in our companion app available at eververse. Pay to win will actually be implemented! Store all five weapons in a massive vault! Read all about new incoming content in our weekly review where we will talk about things and stuff." [spoiler]Destiny 2: the eververse chronicles. In store someday[/spoiler]
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In the beginning there was the darkness (Deej)....It invaded us and nearly destroyed our world )Cosmo and TWAB) We threw every weapon in our arsenal against the darkness(0.04/nerf fusion rifles) We built a wall around our city( DLC anyone...only $39?)Now with the Darkness fighting back have no time to explain ( Thank you for calling Bungie. All our operators are currently away on holiday with their significant other spending your money. Please leave your name and number after the tone and we will probably never call you back. Infact, that is a definite no on the call back.) Rise up with me guardians (burn the forums with salt and hate) and lets take back our Destiny ( unplug console...take said console in to back yard...set fire to said console and dance around the fire like an Indian) #nooffensetoIndianstheyrock!!!!
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Destiny 2: we've woken the hive!
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Dedicated servers or f[u]u[/u]CK Destiny 2.
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And let me guess, you made this picture too... https://imgur.com/a/Wd2R5
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"Thank you for attending the sony 2019 e3 show, here are some early development images from destiny 2 with orchestra tunes that may not appear in the final release scheduled for Christmas 2020."
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Your guardian dies You then need to make another...by paying 1000 silver, otherwise it's just the D1 versions and none of the D2 skins....
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The first raid will be Cabal.
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Edited by Dezzie19: 1/26/2017 8:39:39 AMReskinned Destiny 1 with recoloured thrall. Pre order now for a cool sparrow and a useless green weapon that we will pretend is a legendary.
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I would have thought it would be ''see that mountain over there, you can go there''
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"We have great news gaurdians!..there will be a Eververse kiosk on every planet, and you can now buy Silver with food stamps."
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"Welcome to Destiny 2, please buy 1 or more guardians at Eververse to start"
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Unless pvp is completely separate from pve this guardian will not be respawning
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Destiny 2 has been cancelled, however you can buy the new dlc Oryx: Back in Black.
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Actual first words: "Who's ready to throw money at the screen?"
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The first sentence? Welcome to eververse guardian......
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After that....it will be "Contacting Destiny Servers". Believe that!
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Bungie: "Sorry, we here at bungie don't have time to explain why we don't have time to explain." You honestly think bungie will change their motto? Wait until the end of today with the weekly update. It will be the same.. "we'll have information on whats next.... soon" or " we are working on big things, but we don't have time to explain.. soon". It's alright though. New nintendo/zelda and mass effect is coming out sooner then what they are planning.
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"Time to explain everything..... for 5000 silver"
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You will be remembered, Sweet Prince.....
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Now open that Wallet of yours!
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"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."
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Heard that weeks ago.
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Edited by MilkSt3ak: 1/26/2017 3:13:41 PMWe're sorry