Now, I have the time, to explain everything..."
Bookmark this, like this, hate this, but mark my words... This is how they will be starting up the hype. You heard it hear first.
Edit: Some masterminds on Reddit (and probably here too) already made a thread similar to this. For those who haven't seen those: You heard it here first, so remember me... plz.
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I think the first announcement for d2 will be "delayed"
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A cinematic voice says "It's time to explain..." The screen goes dark... Slowly fading in to a pov shot where the camera is at the bottom of a toilet facing up, the CEO of Activision appears, pulling down his suit pants before sitting on the lid of the toilet, who then proceeds to take an enormous dump all over the viewer. Fading again to brown. "Destiny 2" appears on the screen... With the sound of an enormousness frrrrrrrrrrrt. The same cinematic voice says "But you'll pretty much keep playing anyway so why bother."
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DESTINY 2: EVEN MORE HIVE
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Destiny 2 Preorder now to recieve the Elitist Edition Elitist Edition includes "I EARNED IT!" emote The exotic shotgun "The Bullfighter" with exclusive Matador 64 Ornament. The "Special Snowflake" consumable that shrouds your character in slowly falling snow
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I know that you know that I know that you know, I still don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain. I'll explain later....
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Destiny 2: Oryx undo his death (just like omnigol did).
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I actually wouldn't mind the stranger saying "You have to come with me, I'll explain on the way" DUMDUMDUMMMMM
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Make red death great again!!!!
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"Washington redskins go -blam!- yourself"
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My eyes are up here guardian. D2 The Strangers Seduction
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Very cool
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You know this might be canon because maybe Destiny 2 is the alternate universe that the stranger came from. Ooooh how exciting!
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I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain. But eververse does BUY!
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BECOME LEGENDS! We really mean it this time.
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Edited by KitsuneSonow: 1/27/2017 3:54:17 AMAfter purchasing the game the players will be shown a cut-scene where their guardian is walking into the vanguard hall. Ikora will address the guardian saying "We need some funding for the upcoming war" A prompt will then appear requiring the player to purchase or use 500 silver to continue on with the story. Refusing to pay will result in the "Darkness Consumed you" screen appearing until the player does so.
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Delayed until 2019
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This better be the first screen, right before the first sentence...
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Now I have time, time to explain everything-the screen goes dark and suddenly the camera is ground level of a body scattered battlefield.-"The day the darkness came"- the screen blackened again. Eerie music plays slowly. "We.Stood.No.Chance" the voice chants and echoes as the battlefield is shown again a ghost frantically searches for something. "Come on come on" he says angrily. A screech comes over the battlefield and the ghost turns around-the screen goes dark. "We had no time..." The screen fades into the ghost falling to the ground, cracks all over its shell and its eye flickering-it slammed the ground. A shadow came over the ghosts corpse, "please..." it whispered. The shadow got closer. And whispered-"This is not the end..." the screen fades into darkness once more. And opens on the dunes of mars. A different voice says-"That's why we run..." The voice called out and the ground begins shaking cabal soldier fleeing for their lives, a cabal soldier lies dying in the sand. A shadow comes over him saying, You cannot run, you cannot run. Oryx failed, Aksis failed and so did Atheon. Your empire will not differ.." the screen blackens. "Now you understand, the light...is not what it seems..." Destiny 2-Return of Darkness Rated-M!!!! THIS GAME HAS TO BE RATED M
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Give us your glimmer
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The first sentence of the D2 announcement trailer must contain the words "dedicated servers".
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[spoiler]Oreo is thee skank wo slept a round with several hives presents...pleasing the long swords and twerk,yes?[/spoiler]
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Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right dick, we can punch through those defenses, take this bitch out and break her grip on Freehold
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Destiny 2 will create the most epic everyone gets a trophy PVP experience ever!
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The beginning of the end- how will you be remembered
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Marked for claim chowder when you are wrong.