>be me
>be moderator on a gaming forum
>stroke my power
>see member with a massive ego breaking rules
>Whatathavage.mov
>comment something funny yet smart of me
>"truuuuuuuuuu😂👌"
>Like his post and dm him a 20$ xbox gift card from 2005
>too poor to afford food let alone a money card
>exit thread
>stroke my power
>see member spam NSFW images
>keepsoncoming.jpg
>see furious threads of member pissed off by him
>Load of reports about this guy
>I know what i must do
>find every pic he has posted and saved them for later
>takes me 5 hours of saving "hard evidence"
>give him 5 warnings and a weekly ban
>Im the forum's messiah, the members are my shepherd
>stroke my power
>see a thread with people having a coherent and nice discussion about problems occurring in the world
>"Wtf is this"
>Op is respecting people and actually is open minded about others opinion
>Getaloadofthistard.gif
>Super mad cause he hasn't broken any rules
>scroll hard as my hand starts popping veins
>2 time champion in jerk off, I can scroll for days
>Thats it, i caught him
>See he has used the word "suck"
>Target terminated
>Ip ban his behind
>Im so gonna get promoted
>Forum master pats me and gives me a Bk meal worth of a raise
>I have done God's work
>stroke my power
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[quote]Im the forum's messiah, the members are my shepherd[/quote] You obviously don't know how that works.