"[i]Its crucible that i was born for, and crucible is where I belong. The guardian spots an enemy, he plans out his revenge for getting sniped. He sprints toward the unaware sniper, he gains a shield around his titan body, he sprints faster than he ever did now with his new exotic greaves. It happens all so quickly, but I see it slowly but clearly. The sniper looks toward the me and my guardian, I can see the fear in his eyes. He has no time to counter. Thats when, it happens. He pulls my trigger, and everything stops. Its finished. My guardian crouching up and down at the dead sniper. I know who I am, I am the Matador, not any Matador, the Matador 64...[/i]"
Guardian: Shaxx, we have recieved reports of an overused shotgun that many are complaining about.
Shaxx: Aw gimme a break, and thats lord Shaxx to you. Lets see, how about i go into crucible with this shotgun and see how "good it is".
Guardian: Ok here it is, the matador 64.
Shaxx: *goes into crucible and wreckes everyone*. Ha! This thing is amazing, we will never nerf this! Hahaha! *Juggernaughts and is about to shoot someone, then he randomly gets sniped.*
Deej, using sniper: Ok i think we should nerf snipers...
And that my friends, is how the Matador is so op, and snipers were nerfed.
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I long for the day when the phrase "fan made" isn't synonymous with the word "awful".
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I can't argue
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That was perfect
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Once upon a time, there was a sniper shotgun hybrid named map-ador. Even a storm caller melee couldn't out range it. It killed somebody from one side of first light to the other. The end.
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*cricket noise*
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Another trash lore post
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I'm a sniper. I kill jug titans like a hobby and rub my balls on their salty corpses when I'm done.
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What's a shiel? And where is the totan part of the body?