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Edited by broken steel 3:
1/12/2017 6:34:58 PM
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Oh yeah right 343...You're going to tell me female elite's are tuff?
So like always your bungie forum heavyweight champion aka me ...had just finished with a very intense and successful workout....Its because Im jacked....anyways I hopped on the old interweb to find out 343 had included female elite's in halo 5 ..(excuse me I just laughed for a good 5 minutes after writing that) now that I'm finished laughing 343 has injected too much estrogen in halo and Bonnie Ross is to blame. I bet her husband has to sit when he pees. ...anyways ever since she took over halo the female characters have been unattractive. ....bitchy......and the males well now they have feelings....and cry! Someone should tell here that this crap is pure fantasy. .....When I play titanfall 2 I make sure to kill any female pilot 1st.....they shouldn't be anywhere close to the battlefield. .....they should be in the damn kitchen cleaning and taking care of the kids.....while the man is saving the world ...and if your a guy who plays as a woman then you must have very low testosterone levels.......I would recommend staying away from soy products and recommend you start watching some Clint Eastwood movies ASAP......start with outlaw Josey Wales...anyways 343 like many are trying to push a female heroes....yeah right...this is why I can't enjoy the new star wars...pure garbage! Rey as the hero come on I could have written a far better script.......she couldn't whip her self out of a paper sack! I also know many of you view me as some fat guy on a computer. ..but seriously im jacked and if any female is beating me up.... it's by choice. .....I call it foreplay. ......thats what alpha males do and thats a fact Jack!.....well I can keep writing but that would be very selfish of me! Write your replies below and if they are any good I will reply to them....and if they aren't well at least you tried.... oh and before I forget if any bungie employee reads this please remember when makeing a video game be sure to include some high testosterone alpha male themes.......and stay away from soy!
Tree bark this is a man's world
This post is brought to you by broken steel 3 your bungie forum heavyweight champion and author of the award winning poem Tears of the Fanboy
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11 Replies[spoiler]If you need to mention that your jacked your probably either A) Not or B) Somewhat in shape but act like a bodybuilder.[/spoiler] Do you really need to bash on women for getting a character in games that doesn't have 90% of skin showing? Like seriously. It's a character, you should grow up and look at women like they're actually people and not slaves. (I'm gonna assume they don't show 90% skin because I don't play it) [spoiler]Wait.. Women aren't my slaves? What has this world come to![/spoiler] Yes OP. Women are not slaves and should be treated as equals. Also Putting like 7 periods after every sentence is annoying.
