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Edited by broken steel 3:
1/12/2017 6:34:58 PM
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Oh yeah right 343...You're going to tell me female elite's are tuff?
So like always your bungie forum heavyweight champion aka me ...had just finished with a very intense and successful workout....Its because Im jacked....anyways I hopped on the old interweb to find out 343 had included female elite's in halo 5 ..(excuse me I just laughed for a good 5 minutes after writing that) now that I'm finished laughing 343 has injected too much estrogen in halo and Bonnie Ross is to blame. I bet her husband has to sit when he pees. ...anyways ever since she took over halo the female characters have been unattractive. ....bitchy......and the males well now they have feelings....and cry! Someone should tell here that this crap is pure fantasy. .....When I play titanfall 2 I make sure to kill any female pilot 1st.....they shouldn't be anywhere close to the battlefield. .....they should be in the damn kitchen cleaning and taking care of the kids.....while the man is saving the world ...and if your a guy who plays as a woman then you must have very low testosterone levels.......I would recommend staying away from soy products and recommend you start watching some Clint Eastwood movies ASAP......start with outlaw Josey Wales...anyways 343 like many are trying to push a female heroes....yeah right...this is why I can't enjoy the new star wars...pure garbage! Rey as the hero come on I could have written a far better script.......she couldn't whip her self out of a paper sack! I also know many of you view me as some fat guy on a computer. ..but seriously im jacked and if any female is beating me up.... it's by choice. .....I call it foreplay. ......thats what alpha males do and thats a fact Jack!.....well I can keep writing but that would be very selfish of me! Write your replies below and if they are any good I will reply to them....and if they aren't well at least you tried.... oh and before I forget if any bungie employee reads this please remember when makeing a video game be sure to include some high testosterone alpha male themes.......and stay away from soy!
Tree bark this is a man's world
This post is brought to you by broken steel 3 your bungie forum heavyweight champion and author of the award winning poem Tears of the Fanboy
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Female pilots have smaller hit boxes
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2 RepliesSad where satire on this forum has gone… Anyone remember the king Long face? [spoiler]o__________o[/spoiler] Now he made some good satire, not this tasteless garbage :/
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1 ReplyI laughed...Good post
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Usually i find you annoying but ive never agreed more
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1 ReplyHalo 5 is the second best halo, including campaign
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/220906429/0/0 You've been challenged.
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I love Halo 5 but these posts never get old
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1 ReplyOne little problem I noticed with your post... Whilst most animals that produce testosterone are made more aggressive the more testosterone in their body's, humans are one of the few species in which heightened testosterone actually causes them to be more docile and effeminate. So maybe you should be checking your own low testosterone before you begin mocking others.
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2 RepliesI beat you though...... I'm the forum heavyweight champion......
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Are you talking about the one female elite pilot that was only in two missions?
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1 ReplyPlease keep Steve Bannon off these forums.
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1 ReplyLmao thanks for the read
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2 Replies... that's misogyny
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11 Replies[spoiler]If you need to mention that your jacked your probably either A) Not or B) Somewhat in shape but act like a bodybuilder.[/spoiler] Do you really need to bash on women for getting a character in games that doesn't have 90% of skin showing? Like seriously. It's a character, you should grow up and look at women like they're actually people and not slaves. (I'm gonna assume they don't show 90% skin because I don't play it) [spoiler]Wait.. Women aren't my slaves? What has this world come to![/spoiler] Yes OP. Women are not slaves and should be treated as equals. Also Putting like 7 periods after every sentence is annoying.
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1 ReplyDammit, I thought I muted you. Time to fix that.
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Edited by Ghost Of PCMR: 1/14/2017 1:01:09 PMSo this is what following users is for. Bravo. Omg omg omg omg he liked my comment. I feel so special....
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1 ReplyThis was amusing
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But is it safe to talk about crossfit?
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22 RepliesEdited by VelvetScarlatina: 1/13/2017 1:56:40 PMThat's actually sexist, and why do you put SO MANY GODDAMN PERIODS INBETWEEN GROUPS OF WORDS ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY It's like you're trying to be an edgy 13 year old's RP account.
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All these people taking the bait.
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Can you give me some dietary advice?
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Edited by Kain0: 1/13/2017 12:12:06 AM[quote]but seriously im jacked and if any female is beating me up.... it's by choice. .....I call it foreplay. ......thats what alpha males do and thats a fact Jack![/quote] Brilliant, stay away from soy hahahaha
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1 ReplyEdited by Psychic Donuts: 1/13/2017 1:26:39 AMI like that you're actually putting effort into your posts now but this isn't even funny anymore. Bashing Halo and triggering fanboys is great; random sexism and nothing to do with triggering fanboys? Not so great or funny. And to think you used to be the spice of life around here.[spoiler]I like the "too much soy consumption". That's high quality.[/spoiler]
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4 Replies....:I'm not sure what to take from this post
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2 RepliesPoor B8, M8, I R8, -1/8
