Guardian: Man, I wish my gun could curb stomp everyone without putting in any effort. But I guess I'm stuck using my clever dragon..... Dj: Hey there Guardian! Need an overpowered weapon, well I got the gun for you! Guardian: Oh Dj Scruby Scrub what did you bring for me! DJ: Well in my hands I have the almighty, the awe-inspiring, salt-making MULTITOOL!!!!! Guardian: But I already have MIDA, and its not able to curb stomp.... DJ: I'm not talking about the MIDA, IM TALKING ABOUT THE MULTITOOL, THE HARBRIGNER OF DEATH, THE GUN THAT MAKES ALL SNIPERS PEE THEIR PANTS! I AM TALKING ABOUT THE MATADOR!!!!!!!!! Guardian: Whats I matador? DJ: WELL I'LL TELL YOU JEFFERY! THE MATADOR IS THE GUN THAT CURB STOMPS EVERYTHING AROUND YOU, AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BREAK A SWEAT! THIS GUN WAS FORGED IN THE DRUNKEN FIRES BY LORD SHAXX WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE A SNIPER, BUT DUE TO THE HIGH AMOUNT OF CAYDE'S CIDER IN HIS VEINS HE MADE THIS MONSTROSITY OF A SHOTGUN INSTEAD! I MEAN TIMMY THIS SHOTGUN BELIEVES IT'S A SNIPER! Guardian: So its an exotic shotgun sniper hybrid? DJ: NO ITS A LEGENDARY GUARDIAN! THAT WAY YOU CAN TEAM IT UP WITH LAST WORD, AND EMBRACE YOUR INNER SNAKE!!!! Guardian: Tell me more DJ Scruby Scrub! DJ: THE MATADOR COMES WITH A VARIETY OF ABILITIES NO OTHER GUN HAS! DO YOU WANT A SNIPER THAT HAS NOT GLINT SO THAT WAY THOSE PESKY GUYS WITH PRIMARIES CANNOT KILL YOU? WELL THE MATADOR'S GOT YOU COVERED! DO YOU WANT A GUN THAT CAN KILL AT FUSION RANGE WITHOUT A CHARGE UP TIME! MATADOR HAS YOUR BACK! WANT TO RUN AROUND WITH A SNIPER THAT DOES NOT HAVE THE SCOPE-IN MOVEMENT RESTRICTIONS! GET A MATADOR! Guardian: But DJ Scruby Scrub, primarys kill many types of shotguns since they have to close a huge gap and get incredibly close to kill, and titan skating makes me a big target... DJ: WHERE YOU LISTENING TO ME JIMMY! I SAID MATADOR CAN KILL AT FUSION RANGE! BUT IF YOU NEED HELP GETTING THROUGH THAT PRIMARY FIRE GET A MATADOR TODAY, AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE JUGGERCRUTCH FANNY PACK FOR FREE! WITH THIS FANNY PACK, ANY HIGH SPEED MOVEMENTS WILL MAKE YOU RESISTANT TO ALL GUNFIRE, WHILE YOU CLOSE IN FOR THE KILL! Guardian: Wow DJ Scruby Scrub, thanks! DJ: NO PROBLEM JIMBO.... Guardian: My name is Chris.... DJ: COOL WHATEVER RICK! GET YOUR MULTITOOL MATADOR TODAY! DISCLAIMER: Using the multitool matador may have unintended consequences and side effects on the user. The user may experience increased urges to t-bag after a kill, dye their hair in a variety of bright colors, being incredibly judgemental of others weapons, consider others scrubs for using the multitool matador, even though you use it, a drop in sex appeal, the possible loss of friends, and hatred from much of the community. Please note: I did this for laughs, dont take this seriously, I was trying to have fun!