Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance.
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I heard he killed the grim reaper with one round house kick. And than while he was walking out the door he squatted down and placed his genitals on the grim reapers forehead.