Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance.
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Chuck once backhanded a flashbang grenade at Venus from the tower. It killed every Vex there. And then it blew up.
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2016 "Claims" Chuck Norris. 2016 ends. Chuck Norris is still here. Coincidence?
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It isn't necessarily the Chuck Norris is immortal. The grim reaper is too afraid of him.
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He wouldnt accept my embrace. He beat me in an arm wrestle. I let him stay.
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Death, confident after taking so many other celebrities this year, finally worked up the courage to tell Chuck Norris that he was dead. Death quickly realized his mistake when Chuck, enraged by this accusation, spent the day roundhouse kicking Death until his fury was spent.
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You know this post is serious because no one laughs at Chuck Norris and lives
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The world is a figment of Chuck Norris' imagination. When he gets bored with us, the world ends.
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Gg,OP
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Edited by Kittimu: 1/1/2017 6:27:47 AMWait is this legit Edit: I am a fast reader, annoyed by 2016, and my brain was set to "derp". My bad. Resume laughing. No seriously. Why are you looking at me like that? Just keep laughing, I deserve it! :/
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Lol awesome.
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Ha jokes on you, it's 2017!
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Edited by Hornet765: 1/1/2017 4:05:11 AMChuck > Jesus [spoiler]This is a joke. Don't get offended.[/spoiler]
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"Se til helvete og kom dere vekk! Det er ikke en bikkje, det er en slags ting! Det imiterer en bikkje, det er ikke virkelig! KOM DERE VEKK, IDIOTER!"
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>Chuck Norris memes Wow suddenly I feel like it's the late 2000s again
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We all know that Chuck Norris will out live the sun.
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>Is entertained and satisfied to this thought out joke. Seriously, 2016 is not even that strong.
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Hah. I laughed.
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I heard he killed the grim reaper with one round house kick. And than while he was walking out the door he squatted down and placed his genitals on the grim reapers forehead.
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Ah I'm not numero uno anymore
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This is the first Chuck Norris joke I've laughed at in a while.
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There's some things even 2016 can't beat
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The guy who invented the Red solo cup that you see at parties just died at 84
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Wrong. I didn't see it on facebook. Nice try
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"victim" Everybody is a -blam!-ing victim nowadays, huh? [spoiler]not even close[/spoiler]
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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8