>be me >26 years old >writer for buzzfeed >working as an intern for $1.50 an hour while studying abstract art at a third rate university >live on a diet of starbucks coffee and noodles >middle of a work day 2016 >just started my 48th article of the day >15 reasons why you NEED to buy kim kardashian's facial trimmings (#4 is a killer) >mother calls up >needs her car back and tells me to clean my room >my boss sees me on the phone >lets me know my internship has been extended to 10 years as punishment >tfw