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12/23/2016 7:20:55 PM
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Tower Today 12/23/16 (Christmas Edition) With Veneficus Ignis!

I HATE DUST!

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Kinda have a crush with it, its just too cute...

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You're leaving finally? Good Riddance! (Clickbait)

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Hello to everyone under the clouded sun this winter in the tower and welcome to the christmas edition. "The time of season about giving thanks and being with the ones you loves" uh...brent thats thanksgiving..."The time of year about being with your loved ones and giving gifts as a family." Well, true, but only 1/3 of that can be applied here, Got a gift for you! [spoiler]An interview! And an update :)![/spoiler] [b] To answer the previous poll, yes, that is the actual conversation, not going to start drama, just going to move on... and for this weeks poll, what's your opinion on Dust? And remember! The clickbait is ignored and tallied to the first option because its a joke poll.[/b] This week, moving on from the Revelation Edition, We at Tower today were able to find Osiris, with our connections...get it? Osiris...vex...eh. And With my sit down with him? I was able to find...some...disturbing things, and it wasn't just info he gave me! Moving onto the Interview! [b]Osiris, You...actually showed up. Where have you been?[/b] Okay, before we start....I just want to say, I respect all guardians. [b]Uh, okay..that didn't answer my question...[/b] Well, ask your question. [b].... Where have you been Osiris?[/b] Well, while you're out roaming around the tower playing with balls and staying in your wishy washy 6 zones with nothing left to em, I'm out there, out on mercury and the Alpha Centauri! Always studying the Vex and trying to make things better for you guardians! [b]How so? And uh... alpha centauri?[/b] Time, Veneficus, Time is everything to us and what we do there... the Vex control time and they're trying to make the timeline I've witnissed...again... They want to destroy the city Veneficus, they want to crack open the traveler, bring down the wall, kill the citizens, take over the last safe place...that you know of. [b]Uh... I'm not really sure how you could figure that out...but okay. And that place we do not know, is Alpha centauri?[/b] The things I've witnissed, would scare even Cayde-6... Alpha Centauri lies in another system entirely, there are portals to it, on mercury... [b]Fascinating...so why is this important?[/b] Because I plan on returning... we need to make the Tower great again... [b]Uh...but we got a wall, and hawks... how could we make it any better?[/b] *Osiris puts a pin on Veneficus's shirt* By voting for me next year in the REAL speaker election! [b]Oh for the love of god...[/b] With me as speaker again, We will build a stronger, better wall, it will be p*** for the titans, a wall with spikes, turrets and watchtowers, I will create jobs for the citizens to blow the ever living s*** out of anything that comes close... THE BANNERFALL DISASTER WAS BAD! It will NEVER happen again with this new wall! [b]I thought this was an interview... not advertisement[/b] We'll kick the speaker out, deport all the awoken from our tower, where were they when we needed them at Twilight gap?! Thats right nowhere to help! That tess is also ruining our tower, this phony silver thing needs to end! We'll make an embargo, kick all of the awoken out! [b]Isn't that...you know...wrong?[/b] I'll fire the vanguard and put vance and my disciples in charge! We'll have the strongest kingdom that even the cabal will weep! We'll make this tower great again! Our citizens will be given jobs to help our guardians who die in the field each and every day! [b]I...don't even feel like you're listening to me but okay...the new wall and people helping us would be cool...but deporting all the awoken? They make up 20% of the city![/b] Let them cry! Let them moan, I'll bring the light back to the traveler...just remember, voting starts on the 8th of november next year. [b]*long sigh* Did you really just come here to advertise you're running for speaker?[/b] Did I not tell you of the threat!? New monarchy wants strong leadership again, the awoken want to leave with dead orbit and Future War cult already know of the battle, the speaker? All he's doing is scanning a dead orb...it...! [b]Oh cmon...that was...that was bad...You only told me the city would be destroyed...but you didn't tell me how...and we already had an election...[/b] That wasn't real, the real elections happen every 3 years, our last was in 2014, back when I was speaker, I was sending the guardians everywhere! To Ceres, Europa, Neptune, mercury even Pluto! They went to all the planets! [b]Pluto isn't a planet...[/b] And thats what they want you to believe! I lost the election to a bunch of greedy people and the speaker stopped the exploration! Now...the planets lie in ruins, that was the real darkness! [b]I...I'm fighting it right now...thats not even historically correct![/b] And you know nothing... you're only killing small threats when they emerge! If you want to go out there! Vote for me in 2017! MAKE THE TOWER GREAT AGAIN! [b]I...okay, thats all we have time for.... Osiris, if there was one thing in destiny you could change..what would it be...don't say to become spea- [/b] To become speaker in 2017! Vote for me! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [u]Now before we go further, I voted for the man who was impersonated. Do not take this interview seriously. To 8 Great years, Merry christmas, Happy Hannukah, Kwanzaa. (I refuse to say holidays)[/u] Moving onto destiny news, The dawning is beginning to simmer down and reviews are starting to come out, some are mixed from our youtubers like datto, DPJ (Miss his original intro...), RickkhakisHD and many others. Some are saying it succeeded in bringing a lot to the table, and to be fair here, it did. Even though the rehashed strikes aren't really an original thing to do... They still add a new sense of urgency, the nexus coming back from its grave (THANK GOD!) new mixes of hoards, mechanics and making the bosses more...bullet spongy. And lets face it, its a fresh breath of air and the new armor sets are neat (Not counting the SRL...) SRL has caused some controversy, such as, the demonic forklift causing numerous MLGSWAGPRO gamers losing the lead, brutally ramming into another player like a child and even finding pointless lifts in the SRL maps. Granted, the class items and the chances at the crimson days ghost shells are worth while considering they look amazing (Even that ... sweet... chocolate shell) I just wish they dropped more frequently and fairly. Also guys, focus twice and save a life on your next race, don't push someone... Its quite rude and even causes death...thanks forklift. Moving on, bungie is taking a break from the news updates to enjoy the christmas vacation, and they deserve it for leaving us with an event that actually was cool, and... well, money making (Yes...I paid for my warlocks armor set, don't point it out.) And I hope you all have a wonderful christmas break and I hope you enjoy the same merriment that bungie is enjoying right now. [b]Hello everyone, Brent Miks here with another vid-[/b] Brent, no, go home. You cut into the last update. I'll do this part. I actually want to take this time to point to a video by "My name is Byf" a youtuber that was co-hosting the Streamer racing league event with his fantabulous top hat by giving a shout out for thanks to him bringing lore break downs to the community. And why am I thanking him? Because the video I am linking actually had a significant impact on the info of where Osiris came from, while theory it is still pretty mind blowing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhDM3TWTXkg&t=814s Moving onto warframe news, tennobaum has slowed down and we as a community still have not reached Tier 3 in the gift giving! so...if you wanna gift me a nezha noggle ... I'd love you forever. Also, on PC, Digital extremes launched the Glast Gambit event and quest for the Nidus Warframe, 2 new infested weapons, the index tactical alert and event! (Save the children from Nef anyo!) And much much more! Halo, I haven't paid attention to, so I'll skip for now! Alright, that wraps it up for this weeks edition of tower today. Thank you all for reading, I hope you have a fantastic Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa...whatever your holiday is! And to anyone who has to work on the Eve and day of your holiday? God bless you for getting that holiday pay in! [b]Announcement! Murdiusmaximus will be returning soon, and as it stands I have a personal project a few of my friends are helping me on that will require quite the focus for... I'll inform you on my project later on in the last update. So I will be leaving after my update on the 30th[/b] Thank you all for reading. For Tower Today, I'm Veneficus Ignis (Aka Joethereaper22 on xbox, HMU)

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