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Edited by LiamCDM:
12/23/2016 2:33:18 AM
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A Truthful Description of Santa Claus
Happy Holidays, forum dwellers!
Since it's that time of year again, I have been pondering my thoughts and researching holiday mythology. Now, many years have passed since I woke up to the realization that holiday characters like Santa are myths, so I decided that I would shed some light on why Santa Claus is not worth teaching children as fact.
Let me give you a pretty straightforward, logical description of the old man in a jolly red suit...
[u]A morbidly obese elderly male who spies on children 24/7, is at the head of a slave labour force of elves, breaks into children's homes at night and leaves gifts for children, based on what they wanted all year, which he found out by his spying.[/u]
It sounds kinda creepy when you rationalize it. Do you really want to teach your children that not only is lying perfectly acceptable, but breaking & entering and invasion of privacy are not crimes and are also perfectly acceptable?
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Absolute bollox.
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Happy Hannukah!
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5 RepliesJust tell them "Santa is magic". Works every time. [spoiler]The jolliest (and luckiest) seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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Just tell my kids he's a spirit or angel. Boom. Problem solved.
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Santas not real??!!
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Santa is real! Maki-chan said so!
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1 Reply[quote]Do you really want to teach your children that not only is lying perfectly acceptable, but breaking & entering and invasion of privacy are not crimes and are also perfectly acceptable?[/quote] Yes, yes I do
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12 RepliesFirst of all - Merry Christmas* And second, to be fair there is nothing wrong with breaking into someone's property if all you're doing is leaving presents for them.
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Merry Lennymas to all! ( ͡🎅 ͜ʖ ͡🎅)
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1 ReplyI'm taking this tree back to my workshop, for there is a light on one side that won't light.[spoiler]#Grinch Referance[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by xxx: 12/23/2016 11:40:42 PMSince when breaking & entering & spying on people illegal! I have been doing it for years & the police have been doing the same to me for just as many years!
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Santa Claus isn't a myth, he was a real person. He may have not had elves, or a flying slay, or visited each person on this earth, or made a naughty/nice list, but he was a real person. He wasn't always known as Santa Claus, he was actually known as Nicolas.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Lots of super edgy kids these days. Lol
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Funded by taking what others produce... mass surveillance on subjects... gives out free stuff...
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 12/23/2016 3:09:28 PMAt first i thought that said Truthful Deception of Santa. All i got to say is the Real Santa puts in more work than some elf's do. The point of Santa is to teach children that even a lie has some truth to it. Also i forgot that giving or sharing with those we love is important. Those memories stay with us forever. One of the few lies that make people happy.
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Plus his "Ho Ho Hos"....
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3 RepliesDon't forget the lap sitting.
