[i]Splash, you're no longer incognito! Where's TTT?[/i] Be patient. But I'm guaranteed to release one when my brother gets an Ice Breaker. [b]Warning: If you hated the 2016 political jokes, click away ASAP!!![/b] [quote]For All Things By Splash: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/205391162/0/0 Jacob's Stories Overview https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/198924974/0/0 Part One: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/219924255/0/0 [/quote] [b]After Ryan showed up, things got pretty hectic. People were trying to modify and expand their bases. Some people were arguing. Caleb was burying Bubbles.[/b] Sarah was launching fusion grenades absolutely everywhere. The area in between the forts were like a minefield. Jade was slamming Jacob's head into a block of ice. Ryan was trying to tackle Jade, only to get launched into the ozone layer before falling back down. Bryce ran around furiously, making more walls, and dropping Wards at the weak spots. There was a guy with an orange tan, blond hair and wearing nothing but a suit standing at a podium saying, "It's gonna be huge." [b]No one knows how Donald Trump got there, all I know is that he got stuck with a flux grenade. Well, that's what Ryan told me.[/b] "Bernie Sanders!! 2020!!" Ryan yelled. [b]Again, your first impressions of Ryan always going to he's strange, or sarcastic.[/b] Away from all the chaos, was Cody and Mark-54. "So.... Should we split up by class like everyone else, or build our own fort?" Cody asked. "Build our own fort. Bandwagons are for losers," Mark replied. "Agreed." So they started building their own fort of snow. [b]When I finally managed to get away from Jade, and even more guardians had shown up, and this random guy with two pens, a pineapple, and an apple. But the snowballs kept flying.[/b] "PPAP!" sang the weird guy, "I have a pen. I have an apple." He shoved the pen into the apple, singing, "Apple pen." While one of the Titans that had just shown up was dancing and singing along. "I have a pen, I have pineapple!" Blake sang loudly. Chase covered his ears yelling, "Tommy, shut up!" The Hunters that had joined Jacob had a trench dug around the entire fort. They also had sniper towers and a door. An Exo Warlock knocked on that door three times, then asked, "Penny." Then he knocked the door three times again and asked for Penny. Mia opened the door, threw a snowball at his face, then slammed the door. Meanwhile, a short, red-head Hunter was at the Warlock fort singing, [i]Do You want to Build a Snowman?[/i] from Frozen. Meanwhile, some slap-happy kinderguardian was pouring confetti over the Titans' Fort. "Is that confetti or 300 shredded emails?" Blake asked. [b]Chase's reaction was the greastest thing since Tex Mechanica...[/b] Chase grabbed Blake's head and slammed it against a block of ice. [b]Did I forget to mention that the douche, Flynn, was there?[/b] "That is the best thing I've seen since the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016!!" Flynn yelled. Everyone just stopped what they were doing, and tackled Flynn. Then Cody comes up and uses his Fists of Havoc on the pile-on. [b]Flynn did not return to the Tower with any teeth or unfractured bones.[/b] After that, everyone returned to what they were doing. Whether it was sniping, or building or smacking someone's head against a block of ice, they were busy. A Sunbreaker drove the Warlocks' out of their fort and forced them to build a new one. But he took three Warlocks captive. Ryan had raided the Titans' fort, captured the kinderguardian, Blake, and one of the Warlocks. Out if desperation, the Warlocks drove Mark out his fort, forcing him to become a mercenary, and captured both the fort and Cody. [b]By sunset, about 150 guardians, had joined the snowball fight. Including Cayde-6 and Shiro-4. There was also like, 14 different forts by then, too.[/b] Cayde, Shiro, and Mark had all teamed at this point, and a few guardians had been exhiled from their forts and joined them. Shiro made an attempt to rescue Cody, but he wound up captured. Ryan tried to raid the Titans' main fort again, only to be caught and held captive. Blake was rescued by the PPAP guy, and they massacred and destroyed one of the Hunters' secondary fort, taking 20 captive. [b]As day two of the Subzero Subduction dawned, more chaos followed. Out of the 14 forts from before, 7 were destroyed and eight more were built. Fifty more guardians had joined overnight... Including Lord Shaxx and Commander Zavala[/b] Jade was among the many captured after a failed assault. But Jacob secretly had released her because if he didn't he would have his skull bashed in. Shaxx and Zavala declared war on each other, dividing the Titans. That was, until Lord Saladin showed up and kicked both their **ses. During the Titans' Civil War, Blake was recaptured by the Hunters along with Chase and JJ. Some Voidwalkers tried to uprise in one of the Warlocks' forts. But they were forced back into obedience after releasing all of the prisoners. Probably because half of the rebels were captured by Shiro and Cody. An army of puffins marched into the Titans' main base and captured Bryce. One person from every team tried to come together to create a peace treaty, but they just wound up playing Monopoly in one of the destroyed forts. [b]To be continued....[/b]