Become a vegan transgender hipster PC gamer, Native American Indo Euro Chinese hybrid alien, Agnostic Atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra protein soy breast milk on the daily, and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I am also a nonbinary Harvard trigender male feminazi and identify myself as a pastafarian 1000 horse power car attackhelicopter demisexual weeb pansexual bestial sexist racist wolf of multi Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Omega combo wolf samurai of death, who is in a polygamous polymorous relationship with a German Shepard who helped me kill Kim Gong Un in Japan, then helped me climb the wall Donald Trump built. If you find me wierd you're a ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming bloodthirsty slave owner biased white female supremacist.