You're walking in a grineer vessel
There's no one around and your energy is low
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Shadow Stalker
He's following you, about 30 feet back
He goes invisible and casts dispel
He's gaining on you
Shadow Stalker
You're looking for your War but a dakhra master robbed you
He's almost upon you now and you can see
There's hate in his eyes
My god there's hate everywhere!
Running for your life from shadow stalker
He's brandishing a war, it's shadow stalker
Lurking in the shadows
Sentient Hunhow and Shadow Stalker
Avenging the bosses (Shadow Stalker)
Killing for sport (Shadow Stalker)
Looting all the corpses...
Actual Looter-Man Shadow Stalker
Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him
But you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with an insane man
You creep silently through the vessel
Aha-In the distance, a Supply Locker with energy, hope!
You creep silently toward it
BUT YOUR HEALTH, AHH, IT'S LOWERED BY A TOXIC!!!
Using Medi-Ray (Quiet, Quiet)
Walking towards the locker (Quiet, Quiet)
Now you're right in front of it
Sitting inside, Shadow Stalker
Sharpening his war (Shadow Stalker)
But he doesn't sense you coming (Shadow Stalker)
You're teleporting toward him
Sword Dueling, Shadow Stalker
Fighting for your life, with Shadow Stalker
Wrestling a War from Shadow Stalker
Stab it in his warframe
Safe at last from Shadow Stalker
You walk towards the extraction room
Health draining from your last encounter
You have beaten, Shadow Stalker...
WAIT, THERE'S A LOCKDOWN, STALKER SURPRISE
There's a dread to your head, and death in his frame
But you can cast your Specter
Two-Man fight, Shadow Stalker
Legendary Fight with Shadow Stalker
Normal Tuesday night, for Shadow Stalker
You try to cast Exalted Blade
But Stalker's activated his dispel ability
He's dodging every shot
He parries to the left
You counter to the right
And pump him in the head
You're shooting his frame up now
You have just defeated Shadow Stalker
His frame kneels before you, motionless
You grab your loot and catch your breath
You're finally safe, from Shadow Stalker
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Literally what happens to me, except he only shows up when I'm leveling new weapons
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Ah the stalker When I'm with low level gear he loves to surprise me
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Edited by rudzki: 11/30/2016 8:48:12 PMNice! Don't forget to listen to Rob Cantor's original lyrics!
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So amazing