I waited in line forever to buy the tickets, but i finally bought them. Then i waited in line forever to meet with our limo reservation, but i made it. Then i waited in line forever to buy her flowers, but i got them. We got to prom and she wanted some punch, but there was no punchline.
[spoiler]At this rate, this post will be a bigger hit than those 10 Commandments[/spoiler]
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Wow, that's a blast from the past.
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God? Is that you?
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+50 points
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Wouldn't it suck if this joke was a rhetorical question?
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When you look at it quickly and you think it says porn issue
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Lol nice
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Laugh anyway
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Edited by Tomnipotent: 11/29/2016 11:42:33 AMI read that with a straight face. Looked up from my phone at an imaginary camera (sometimes i pretend my life is a movie) .....then i chuckled.
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Then you will have to pretend there is one there.
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I guess your date's mouth is going to stay as dry as your humor. [spoiler]Wait... Double entendres.[/spoiler]
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Read the title as "Need Help With A Pоrn Issue" and was like wtf
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[b][/b]
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stopppppppppppppppppp
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I bet you've been punched a few times after telling that shit joke
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I didn't go to prom. 😎
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Who else keeps reading this as "need help with a porn issue"?
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Bait much, puny God?
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Edited by BiAtBest: 11/28/2016 9:56:55 PMWho needs punch when you have good old chlorophorm
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You're God can't you simply make it so?
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I don't think you know that you are a good person and you have to take it a lot more than I do not know what I did to your heart and I don't know what if I did not have to take it a long time ago.
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Good one x)
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old joke is really really old morgan
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Humongous what?
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You know, when I read the title to this piece, I swear it said, "I need help with porn" & I said to myself, this, I have to see.......
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*whiskey outta the flask*
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[quote]I waited in line forever to buy the tickets, but i finally bought them. Then i waited in line forever to meet with our limo reservation, but i made it. Then i waited in line forever to buy her flowers, but i got them. We got to prom and she wanted some punch, but there was no punchline.[/quote] Further proof that you aren't God: you're complaining and have horrible humor.